Internet Soldier (I'm the SRE)

Internet soldier, I’m the cloud commando Patching up servers like I’m stitching Lando Cloud in my pocket, hosts on demand Uptime’s my target, scale is my plan Ping-pong packets, I volley with precision Monitor the metrics, Like a surgeon with incisions Alerts in the night, pager beeps, I’m alright Fighting DDOS till the morning light I'm the SRE, call me uptime's savior No lag, no crash, flawless behavior Cloud Commando, carved in the logs Bow to the master, the internet god Scaling like Everest, my clusters climb Latency drops when I rhyme in real-time APIs whisper secrets to my ear Its not DNS its the boss engineer Rollback the chaos, deploy the peace Containers locked tight, errors released Firewalls up when I flex my syntax Zero trust model but I got their backs I'm the SRE, call me uptime's savior No lag, no crash, flawless behavior Cloud Commando, carved in the logs Bow to the master, the internet god