Not Your Keys, Not Your Fish! - 4m01s

Art techno rock, desert blues, rhythmic jazz-blues song, new wave, psychedelic music, male vocal A1–F#5

[Musical intro with lead-guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, piano, drums, Theremin, synth]

[Verse 1]
My paws tap-tap on the blockchain beat,
A wallet fat with tuna treats.
They call me FOMO, call me whale,
But I’m just a cat with a tale to sell.

[Pre-Chorus]
You trusted the exchange, oh what a joke,
Now your fish are smoke, your coins are broke!

[Chorus]
Not your keys, not your fish!
I HODL tight to my crypto dish.
From Satoshi’s moon to a doge’s whim,
This claw’s the only private key I need!

[Verse 2]
The dogs bark loud — "To the moon!" they cry,
But their bones are locked in a cloud nearby.
I lick my chops, flip my tail,
Cold storage’s where I keep my scale!

[Pre-Chorus]
You left your stash on a shiny app,
Now watch it vanish—snap-snap-snap!

[Musical improvisation with lead-guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, saxophone, piano, drums, Theremin, synth, violine, baglama]

[Verse 3]
My paws tap-tap on the blockchain beat,
A wallet fat with tuna treats.
They call me FOMO, call me whale,
But I’m just a cat with a tale to sell.

[Bridge]

[Whispered over jazz synth]
FUD the market, rug the pull…
But this cat’s got a belly full!

[Chorus]
Not your keys, not your fish!
I HODL tight to my crypto dish.
From Satoshi’s moon to a doge’s whim,
This claw’s the only private key I need!

[Whispered over jazz synth]
FUD the market, rug the pull…
But this cat’s got a belly full!

[Chorus]
Not your keys, not your fish!
I HODL tight to my crypto dish.
From Satoshi’s moon to a doge’s whim,
This claw’s the only private key I need!

[Whispered over jazz synth]
FUD the market, rug the pull…
But this cat’s got a belly full!

[Coquettish bridge back vocal]

[Outro interlude with lead-guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, piano, drums, Theremin, synth, violine, baglama]

[Backing vocals – Not your keys, not your fish! – Oh-oh-oh…]

[Outro: Scat Singing + Meow Mix]
Shimmy-shimmy SHA-256…*
Meow-meow, pass the fish, yo!
Meow-meow, pass the fish, yo!
Meow-meow, pass the fish, yo!

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Lyrics and music idea by Boris Dolingo - © Copyright 2025 - [Musical intro with lead-guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, piano, drums, Theremin, synth] [Verse 1] My paws tap-tap on the blockchain beat, A wallet fat with tuna treats. They call me FOMO, call me whale, But I’m just a cat with a tale to sell. [Pre-Chorus] You trusted the exchange, oh what a joke, Now your fish are smoke, your coins are broke! [Chorus] Not your keys, not your fish! I HODL tight to my crypto dish. From Satoshi’s moon to a doge’s whim, This claw’s the only private key I need! [Verse 2] The dogs bark loud — "To the moon!" they cry, But their bones are locked in a cloud nearby. I lick my chops, flip my tail, Cold storage’s where I keep my scale! [Pre-Chorus] You left your stash on a shiny app, Now watch it vanish—snap-snap-snap! [Musical improvisation with lead-guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, saxophone, piano, drums, Theremin, synth, violine, baglama] [Verse 3] My paws tap-tap on the blockchain beat, A wallet fat with tuna treats. They call me FOMO, call me whale, But I’m just a cat with a tale to sell. [Bridge] [Whispered over jazz synth] FUD the market, rug the pull… But this cat’s got a belly full! [Chorus] Not your keys, not your fish! I HODL tight to my crypto dish. From Satoshi’s moon to a doge’s whim, This claw’s the only private key I need! [Whispered over jazz synth] FUD the market, rug the pull… But this cat’s got a belly full! [Chorus] Not your keys, not your fish! I HODL tight to my crypto dish. From Satoshi’s moon to a doge’s whim, This claw’s the only private key I need! [Whispered over jazz synth] FUD the market, rug the pull… But this cat’s got a belly full! [Coquettish bridge back vocal] [Outro interlude with lead-guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, piano, drums, Theremin, synth, violine, baglama] [Backing vocals – Not your keys, not your fish! – Oh-oh-oh…] [Outro: Scat Singing + Meow Mix] Shimmy-shimmy SHA-256…* Meow-meow, pass the fish, yo! Meow-meow, pass the fish, yo! Meow-meow, pass the fish, yo!

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