Here Comes Si C

RADIO APOCALYPSE # SI C. — HERE HE COMES! *[enormous brass fanfare for an extremely small hero]* **LOOK UP! LOOK OUT! WHAT DO WE SEE?** A blur in the sky— **IT'S SI C.!** He's little! He's speedy! He's questionably insured! When trouble comes knocking, Si C.'s the cure! ### CHORUS **SI C.! SI C.! HERE COMES SI C.!** Flying through the window, Swinging from a tree! **SI C.! SI C.! COMING TO THE RESCUE!** And if we don't like him— **WE CAN SUE!** *[WHOOSH! — cymbal crash]* **Verse 2** The train left the tracks! The dam sprung a leak! The mayor disappeared For the rest of the week! The cavalry called and said, “Don't count on me!” Then somebody shouted— **SEND IN SI C.!** ### CHORUS **SI C.! SI C.! HERE COMES SI C.!** Small cape flapping At heroic velocity! **SI C.! SI C.! COMING TO THE RESCUE!** If the rescue doesn't work— **WE CAN SUE!** *[kazoo fanfare]* **Bridge** Is he faster than lightning? **Possibly!** Stronger than steel? **We'll see!** Licensed and bonded? *[silence]* **NEXT QUESTION, PLEASE!** *[orchestra explodes]* ### FINAL CHORUS **SI C.! SI C.! HERE COMES SI C.!** No job too enormous, No fee too wee! **SI C.! SI C.! COMING TO THE RESCUE!** If everything goes right— **HOORAY FOR YOU!** And if everything goes wrong— **WE CAN SUE!** **SI CEEEEEEEEEE!** *[tiny heroic trumpet]* **toot-toot-TOOOOOOT!** BOOM!