[Intro] I got the bag I got the box I got the napkins I got the clock Limited break I gotta eat fast Everything was going perfect This meal was built to last I sat down Opened the lid And that’s when I saw What they did… [Record scratch] [Spoken:] …No. No no no. [Verse 1] Ten piece nuggets Golden and hot Open the box And what do I got? Fries look good Drink looking nice But something here Ain’t right I check the bag I check again I’m starting to panic In front of my friends I know I asked I heard them say “Any sauce?” — I said “YES, barbecue.” OKAY?! [Chorus] NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! How you give me nuggets But forget the boss?! NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! Dry nugget sadness This is a loss! [Verse 2] You can’t expect me To eat them plain That’s not a meal That’s nugget pain This is a dipping situation A critical part of the operation I got ranch dreams Barbecue hopes Honey mustard Was how I’d cope But now I’m sitting here In this chair Just raw nugget And despair [Band stop] [Spoken:] I specifically said barbecue. [Chorus] NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! This is a culinary Double cross! NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! I got the nuggets But at what cost?! [Bridge – Spoken Dramatic] [Music cuts out] Let’s go over the order. Ten piece nuggets. Medium fry. Medium drink. Barbecue sauce. You heard me say it. I heard you say it. We all said it. And yet… Here I am… Sauceless. [Band SLAMS Back In] [Final Chorus] NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! I’m going back up To the counter I don’t care what it costs! NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE! You forgot the single Most important part of the box [Outro] I won’t sit down I won’t give in Till barbecue sauce Is in my hand [Final line] [Spoken:] Justice is dipping.
