13 Ghosts, the Grim Reaper, Glitter & Biscuits Crazy Sue's Haunted Tea Party ☠️✨ [Verse 1] Thirteen ghosts came knocking, At midnight on the dot, The Grim Reaper followed them, Looking rather hot! I put the kettle on the boil, Got biscuits by the plate, Then Death walked in covered in glitter, And shouted, "THIS IS GREAT!" [Chorus] Thirteen ghosts and the Grim Reaper, Glitter on his scythe! Biscuits flying everywhere, The dead are feeling ALIVE! Put the kettle on, let the spooky music play, Crazy Sue's got Death himself At her tea party today! [Verse 2] The ghosts began a conga, Death was dancing too, His black cloak sparkled pink and gold, He looked like fairy goo! He said, "Nobody invites me!" I said, "Well, now they do! But touch my last chocolate biscuit And I'll come haunting YOU!" [Final Chorus] Thirteen ghosts and the Grim Reaper, Sparkles in the night! Tea and biscuits, spooky mischief, Everything's alright! Thirteen ghosts, one glittered Death, And Sue's mad tea-party crew! The scariest thing about tonight? THE BISCUITS ARE ALL GONE! [Outro – Spoken] Death, darling? Yes, Sue? You've glittered the cat. ...Run.
