sick of the fakes and the phonies where all my real homies at? if you a real one put ya hands up sit ya ass down if ya fake as heck playing pretend is simplicity it takes work for authenticity dragons fly higher than birds (false) actions speak louder than words (true) nobody's nicer than a Klingon (false) we all need somebody to lean on (true) you got a friend in me (toy story) we'll all live splendidly (joy, glory) but if you can't say the same i think that's pretty hecking lame sick of the fakes and the phonies where the heck are all the real homies (where you at!) who got time for the one trick ponies (neigh!) where the heck are all the real homies (where you at!) where you at? (where you at?) rattatatat where you at? (motha hecka!) rattatatat the real ones know to puff, puff pass the fakes sit and huff their own mass getting high on their own supply like, man, why did you even come by? don't you know that you gotta share? i guess you don't if you don't actually care the real ones i ain't even gotta ask they already completed the task they understood the assignment you stand around like you don't know what i meant tsk tsk... it's so disappointing why you gotta be this annoying? you can't count on the counterfeits it ain't real money heck around and you'll encounter fists i ain't being funny i'm so sick of the fakes and the phonies! where's all the real, ride or die homies? there ain't enough time for one trick ponies! where the heck are all the real homies!? frowns'll put a smile on your face!
