
[Intro] Yeah, science time! Weâre in the lab again â but this time... itâs a rat! Ha-ha! [Verse 1] I got a rat in a box, man, whatâs the plan? Is he chillinâ or gone? I donât understand. Got a Geiger click, got a vial of doom, Got a quantum mess takinâ over the room. Einsteinâs frowninâ, Bohrâs amused, Heisenbergâs lost, man, everyoneâs confused. Half alive, half toast â thatâs fact, Itâs a day in the life of my lab-grown rat! If I peek inside, do I break the spell? Is he eatinâ cheese or sleepinâ well? Observationâs tricky, thatâs the theme, When your science projectâs breakinâ the dream! Iâm takinâ notes like, âYo, whatâs that?â Reality glitchinâ â thanks, lilâ rat! [Hook] Schrödingerâs Rat â where you at? Half in the box and heâs half on a snack. Schrödingerâs Rat â canât prove that, Yo, heâs both alive and flat! [Verse 2] Heâs a rodent of mystery, paradox star, Made a TikTok vid, now heâs viral â bizarre! Chewinâ on math and snackinâ on fate, Double-existential and lookinâ great. The waveform breaks, he bends the rules, My ratâs too smart for these quantum fools! I blink once â gone! Blink twice â back! Heâs doinâ Fortnite dances in a Schröd box shack. I tried to weigh him â scale said ânah,â Heâs both 12 grams and a hologram jaw. I emailed CERN, they replied âwhat?â Thatâs the rat, man â chaos deluxe! This ainât just theory, itâs modern art, Heâs the quantum OG with a cheddar heart. [Hook] Schrödingerâs Rat â where you at? Half on the mat and heâs half in a chat. Schrödingerâs Rat â thatâs the stat, Yo, heâs both alive and flat! [Bridge] Maybe heâs snackinâ, maybe heâs not, Maybe this lab is gettinâ too hot. Maybe Iâm crazy, maybe Iâm chill, Maybe thatâs just uncertaintyâs will! Heâs runninâ equations, heâs flippinâ a coin, Quantum life â my work is done. Half in the cheese, half outta the trap, Heâs both my pet and my science gap! [Final Hook] Schrödingerâs Rat â where you at? Half in the box and heâs half on a snack. Schrödingerâs Rat â canât prove that, Yo, heâs both alive and flat! Yeah, science time! Weâre in the lab again But this tme! [Outro] So next time life donât make much sense, Remember the rat in quantum suspense. Itâs not win or lose â itâs both, in fact, And thatâs the truth⊠of Schrödingerâs Rat!

