[Verse 1] I thought I married the prince of time But I got a horse girl instead I thought he'd smell like gold and roses Now it's O.D. horse instead There used to be a crown upon his head Now there's hay stuck in his hair And somehow those tight riding pants Are really fucking hot [Chorus] I thought I married royalty I married the horse girl instead I thought he needed therapy I thought he'd need some time But all he needed was a horse And somehow now he's fine Forget the glitter, forget the gold There's hay and horse hair everywhere Even all our freshly washed clothes Somehow end up covered in hair I ask him, "Where's my husband?" He says, "The mare is waiting there." I swear I married to a horse girl And apparently I don't care [Verse 2] He carries bags of horse feed Like they're nothing in his hands He used to carry royal duties Now he carries twenty bags And I hate to say I like it But he's getting really strong Those farmer arms are dangerous I've been staring way too long I married a prince You married a horse girl I know [Bridge] On tour he sleeps till noon He won't get out of bed But mention stable six A.M. And suddenly he's stressed He'll drag himself through sound check He'll barely keep his eyes awake But when he sees his horse at dawn He's wide awake [Outro] There's no crown anymore There's no kingdom left to see Just muddy boots and riding gloves And hay all over me So forget your crown, your royal throne You've long grown out of that You're happiest out there with your horse And honestly I love you like that I thought I married the prince of time But I got a horse girl instead
