Museum Of Ex Lovers (Long Version)

Museum Of Ex Lovers [Intro] (old museum audio guide crackles) “Welcome to the Museum of Ex Lovers… to your left, the liars. To your right, the ghosts. And straight ahead… a very emotional species.” (distorted female laughter) --- [Verse 1] Exhibit 6, attention addict species Needs compliments to function peacefully Flirts with anything that breathes Then cries when nobody leaves Rare behavior after midnight: Posting quotes to feel deep online Usually confused by silence And allergic to accountability (laughing softly) “Fascinating species.” --- [Hook] Welcome to the Museum of Ex Lovers Same red flags, different covers Cheap perfume and fragile egos Everybody begging not to be alone Watch the species pose behind the glass Turning breakdowns into art so fast Everybody screaming "pick me please" Like attention is a basic need --- [Instrumental] --- [Verse 2] Gallery 4, another rare case Calls every ex completely insane Then goes back two weeks later For emotional self-destruction behavior (spoken softly) “Please do not feed the species... they confuse obsession with love.” --- [Hook] Welcome to the Museum of Ex Lovers Same red flags, different covers Cheap perfume and fragile egos Everybody begging not to be alone Watch the species pose behind the glass Turning breakdowns into art so fast Everybody screaming "pick me please" Like attention is a basic need (distorted laughter) “Oh look… another one entered the museum.” --- [Extended Ending] (museum lights begin to flicker) “Attention visitors... The museum will be closing in five minutes. If you're still thinking about your ex... please remember... that's exactly how they got in here.” (slow footsteps echo through empty halls) --- [Verse 3] Exhibit 13, the professional soulmate Falls in love every second Friday Says "this one feels completely different" Every... Single... Time. Calls every ending destiny Instead of bad compatibility --- [Verse 4] Exhibit 21, the double dater Calls it "love", explains it later Two hearts, one carefully planned lie Somehow both believe he's their "only guy" Keeps two stories, two phones, two names Different faces, same old games Masterpiece of juggling hearts Until the whole illusion falls apart --- [Spoken Interlude] “On your left... the Love Bomber. Please avoid eye contact. The species promises forever... before learning your last name.” (museum visitors laugh nervously) --- “On your right... the Ghost. Often spotted typing... never sending. Experts still don't know... what scared them.” --- “Straight ahead... our newest attraction... The Situationship Habitat.” (glass tapping) “They don't know what they are... but somehow... they're emotionally exhausted.” --- [Instrumental Build] --- [Final Chorus] Welcome to the Museum of Ex Lovers Every room tells the same old story Different faces, different names Everybody playing the same games Broken halos, plastic hearts Masterpieces falling apart Everybody searching for salvation Inside somebody else's validation --- [Final Outro] (museum audio guide crackles one last time) “Thank you for visiting... Before you leave... please check your pockets. If you accidentally brought your self-respect... you may keep it. It's the rarest artifact in the entire museum.” (long distorted female laughter) “Oh... And if you didn't recognize yourself anywhere... Congratulations. You were only a visitor.” (museum door slams shut... silence.) --- [Instrumental Outro]