[Intro: laughter, bottles clinking, guitar tuning] [Spoken] Dewey, give us a G. [Spoken] That ain't a G. [Verse 1: ragged group] Oh the Kingbee comes in low and slow, He sets her down and he's ready to go, He's got a seat and he's got a door, And he don't walk the Trail no more! [Chorus: everybody, loud] Oh I wish I was a Kingbee, A Kingbee, a Kingbee, I'd fly you in and fly back out And sleep in a bed tonight! (Sleep in a bed tonight!) [Verse 2] Now Dewey's got the Prick Twenty-Five, It weighs as much as Dewey alive, It never worked a day in its life, And he sleeps with it like it's his wife! [Chorus: everybody] Oh I wish I was a Kingbee, A Kingbee, a Kingbee, I'd fly you in and fly back out And sleep in a bed tonight! (Sleep in a bed tonight!) [Verse 3] Now Johnny walks out front on point, The only Detroit boy in the joint, He whistles like a screen door hinge, And the whole North Vietnamese Army cringe! [Verse 4] The leeches climb up past your knees, There's a tracker dog behind the trees, You eat cold rice and canned peaches While the Kingbee's sleeping on the beaches! [Chorus: everybody] Oh I wish I was a Kingbee, A Kingbee, a Kingbee, I'd fly you in and fly back out And sleep in a bed tonight! (Sleep in a bed tonight!) [Verse 5: quieter, one voice] Now the Sarge says boys, it's time for bed, We go over the fence at dawn, he said, Old Chu's asleep and Hai's asleep, And Lok is counting Kingbee sheep. [Final Chorus: soft, then everybody] Oh I wish I was a Kingbee, A Kingbee, a Kingbee, I'd fly you in and fly back out And sleep in a bed tonight! [Outro: one terrible whistle, three notes] [Spoken] Johnny. Knock it off. [Laughter] [End]
