[Intro] (Mouth-drum explosion: Heavy kick drum, sharp hi-hats) (Bouncing acoustic guitar chords) (Vocal: Fast, rhythmic pop-yodel) Yo-la-it-ee, tsst-chik, yo-la-it-ee, boom! Wrong turn, wrong door, wrong room! Pshhh! [Verse 1] (Beatbox: Tight, uptempo 120 BPM boom-bap rhythm) (Vocal: Rapid-fire, comedic, snappy delivery) Looking for the bathroom, Walking down the hall. Turned a golden handle, Face against the wall. There she stood so splendid, Bathed in golden light! Not a single stitch of thread, What a stunning sight! No silk, no lace, My jaw hit the floor, Staring at her grace! [Chorus] (Beatbox switches to a bouncy, syncopated techno-groove) (Vocal: Explosion of soaring, melodic pop-yodeling) Yo-la-hee-ooh, what a beautiful sight! (Beatbox: Kack-chik-kack!) Pure perfection in the middle of the light! Yo-la-hee-ooh, a majestic design! From her shoulders to her heels, every curve divine! A classical statue, a natural grace, Then she turned around and saw my face! (Vocal sound effect: Loud, high-pitched Yelp!) [Verse 2] (Beatbox: Fast, panicked breathing over a driving snare) Scrambled for the handle, Turned around and fled. But the gorgeous vision, Stuck inside my head! Silken skin like marble, Elegance so rare. Perfect silhouette, Standing in the air. A masterwork of art, An arrow through my heart! [Chorus] (Full vocal harmony layer, high-energy beatbox bass-drop) Yo-la-hee-ooh, what a beautiful sight! (Beatbox: Kack-chik-kack!) Pure perfection in the middle of the light! Yo-la-hee-ooh, a majestic design! From her shoulders to her heels, every curve divine! A classical statue, a natural grace, I am never, ever gonna leave this place! [Bridge] (Music strips back to mouth-percussion and throat-bass) (Vocal: Playful, rhythmic chanting, building in tempo) I ran out fast, (Beatbox: Boom-chiki-boom) Yo-la-it-ee-oh! The memory will last, Now look at me go! Brrrr-up, chicka-chicka, switch it up! [Guitar Solo] (Fast-paced folk-pop acoustic strumming) (Vocalizes a complex, lightning-fast yodel over the guitar) [Verse 3] (Beatbox returns at maximum volume, heavy thumping bass) (Vocal: Grand, operatic comedy delivery) Praise to the handle! Praise to the door! Never saw a wonder, Like that one before! Walking on a cloud, Singing it out loud! [Outro] (Beatbox slows down to a heavy heartbeat pulse) (Vocal: Soft, romantic, fading yodel) Yo-la-hee... so divine... (Beatbox: Tsst) Forever in my mind... (Vocal sound effect: Loud door slamming shut) Click.
