[Intro: Sultry R&B] Mmm... babe... wake up... Ugh... no... it’s still dark outside the blanket... go 'way... Babe... I’ve been thinking about it all night... I want it... You want it? Now? My soul hasn't even... entered my body yet... Uh-huh... mm-hmm... I want it now... Fine... yeah... come onto me... let's just... drift... YES! I WANT YOU TO GET UP NOW AND GO WASH THAT FUCKIN TOILET! Yo... I’m like a sloth in a pair of silk drawers Woken up by the sound of domestic chores I was dreaming ‘bout pizza, maybe flying a plane Now I’m staring at a plunger and a lime-scale stain She’s a lightning bolt, I’m a puddle on the floor I’m just trying to find my slippers near the bedroom door... "For God’s sake, can you aim properly? It’s a bowl, not a game of 'Where’s Waldo'!" [Verse 2] I’m leaning on the sink, one eye still shut Trying to handle business, but I’m stuck in a rut She says I leave the seat up like a flag of war I say I’m just making it easier to score But she’s got the bleach, and she’s got the spray I’m just a sleepy soldier on a rainy day... "Could you put down the cover after you're done? My butt shouldn't have to go skydiving at 3 AM!" [Verse 3] I love her personality, her smile is a ten "AND DON'T FORGET THE DRAIN AGAIN!" I’m trying to be romantic, trying to be a man... "BUT YOU LEFT YOUR CRUSTY SOCKS NEXT TO THE FAN!" (Mumbling) See? She’s a firecracker, popping in my ear But if she wasn't here, I’d be bored to tears I’ll scrub the porcelain, I’ll shine the chrome Just to keep the peace in this crazy home. [Chorus] It’s a bittersweet love, yeah it’s salty and it’s sweet "GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND SCRUB BY MY FEET!" I’m the king of the house, but I don't wear the crown "STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF AND PUT THE LID DOWN!" [Outro] There... it’s done. It’s sparkling. I can see my tired face in it. Can I sleep? Did you use the blue stuff or the green stuff? Oh my god... literally... what's the difference... The green one smells like pine, The blue one is for the guest bath, now go DO IT AGAIN! I’m leaving... I’m moving to the woods...
