You see that guy? Mister quote unquote “wellness”? …I heard he’s a communist. Vice President of Vibez… but vibes of what, baby?? You got problems… he picks up Pinko hotline, baby …you’re not alone BOLSHEVIK BLUE! Whatcha gonna do! THE CULTURE COMRADE IS COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUE! Knocks on doors… every other year Might get shot… says fuck it, I’m here Culture Tzar… mouth that won’t quit. Minister of Moxie, Melodramatic morality, Stress Ball Strangulation, and over-alliteration …that’s it. BOLSHEVIK BLUE! Whatcha gonna do! THE COMRADE OF CULTURE IS COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUE! Cross the line… That’s how he survives… Pinko… commie… BOLSHEVIK BLUE! WHATCHA GONNA DO! COMRADE CULTURE’S COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUUUUUE! Healthcare left me in the red Bowl-shee Blue. Bowl-shee Blue. There ain’t no teeth up in my head Bowl-shee Blue. Bowl-shee Blue. Guns and ICE out on the block Bowl-shee Blue. Bowl-shee Blue. ’Cause Trump he got that baby cock! Bowl-shee Blue! Bowl-shee Blue! They drop them bombs on fishing boats Bowl-shee Blue! Bowl-shee Blue! Knock Stars out there for the votes Bowl-shee Blue! Bowl-shee Blue! Gaza turned to ash and sand Bowl-shee Blue! Bowl-shee Blue! And I’m still workin’ for the man!! BOLSHEVIK BLUE! WHATCHA GONNA DO! COMRADE CULTURE’S OUT FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUUUUUE! HOW CAN YOU HEAR ME WHEN ALL YOU HEAR IS YOU?! This is HR. Be appropriate. …Do as I say. Bowl-shee Blue out.
