Wasn't Listening

Hey girls, lean in close, let me spill what went down Friday night, Caught this loudmouth at the bar, cutting me off, talking over every line I tried. Yapping ‘bout his truck, his team, fantasy football stats on blast, I bit my lip, flashed a smile, said “Handsome, let’s get out of here fast.” [Verse] Played it up heavy hands on his chest, whispering every dirty thing he craved, Had him half-hard in the Uber, already thinking he was getting laid. Back at my spot, lights down low, clothes gone quick in a wild pile, There he stood dumb and grinning, cock pointing proud like it just won the title. [Chorus] I stepped on his dick! Then I kicked him in the nuts! ‘Cause that motherfucker wasn’t listening to me! I stepped on his dick! Then I kicked him in the nuts! Left him screaming on the floor, begging please! [Verse] He hit the floor howling, curled up tight clutching his junk for dear life, Face gone purple, squealing like a cheap dog toy getting squashed. I ground my heel down slow while he wheezed and gasped for air, “You hear me now, big guy?” I asked real calm, like I didn’t care. [Chorus] I stepped on his dick! Then I kicked him in the nuts! ‘Cause that motherfucker wasn’t listening to me! I stepped on his dick! Then I kicked him in the nuts! Now they’re calling it assault, battery I'm a sex offender now That's right! [Bridge] Next day I’m telling my girls, acting it out over cheap margaritas flowing, They dying laughing, slapping tables, asking “Girl, you got pictures showing?” Zero regrets, zero sorry I’d run it back on repeat, Some dudes only learn the hard way, right under your feet. [Chorus] I stepped on his dick! Then I kicked him in the nuts! ‘Cause that motherfucker wasn’t listening to me! I stepped on his dick! Then I kicked him in the nuts! Worth every single charge they threw at me! [Outro] Yeah… funny how fast that story landed me in this county jail cell, Telling it to you ladies under these buzzing fluorescent lights. The girls in here cracking up, guards just shaking their heads at the scene. No remorse at all. Not even a little bit. He wasn’t listening… So I stepped on his dick… and kicked him in the nuts.