[intro] ..Hey ya'll.. ..How ya doin' yo.. Hmmm okay!.. I think it's time.. To learn in rhyme.. So kick back, open ya mind! [laid back, 808 bounce bass] We be goin' A to Z ya betta listen to me, don't be playin' on ya phone, we be gettin' in da zone, now lets see where all this goes, don't leave me learnin' all alone! A, A, A! Is for Antelope, grazin' on the grass, food for all the lions, gotta chase 'em fast! Cute and walkin' with a waddle, the endangered Axolotl, I'd love to save them all if I could just win the lotto.. B, B, B! Is for bear, fishin' in the stream, don't try to hug it man this teddy temperament's mean! Don’t take the risk or be a masochist, D&D, Says don't you dare gaze at the Basilisk! C, C, C! C is for cat, be it orange or calico fat, knockin' stuff off your desk, keepin' it real like that As bad it thinks it is, kitty ain't that scary, Puss in boots would be shakin', messin' wit da Cassowary D.. D.. D.., D!.. D is for dog, and I don't mean you homie, not everything is about you, don't be a lame ass jabrony! Duuude, don't be a dik-dik, dwarf African antelope, just as tiny as your shhhiiii Hey now! Watch yo mouth! Get back on track! Sorry man! here we go! Eeee.. is for Elephant, gotta trunk for-a-front, largest mammal on land, don't need no embellishment! Eeee.. uhmm.. Layin' eggs in Australia, Tasmania, and New Guinea, here's this lil Echidna.. Echidna??! You gotta be kiddin' me.. F is for fox we got a glass one in tha server, another one is silent Psshhh, hush up, move over.. F is for Fossa, a weird lookin' cat, it hails from Madagascar and I like it like that! G is a goat, or greatest of all time, dependin' who you ask the answer could initiate a crime! Keep on the lookout, Giraffe is standin' tall, they lookin' kinda funny if they tumble and they fall! [style switchup] We gonna have to speed this one up bro we don't have all day! H, H.. H!.. H!! AND GOOOOO! [pace picks up] Hyena and horse ain't got much in common, but we needed some H's and now we sure got 'em Una iguana en Guatemala quiere comer ensalada, pero de postre es... Baklava.. (ha ha ha HA HA) (An iguana in Guatemala wants to eat salad, but dessert is... Baklava) Man we ain't getting nothing done wit your goofy ass.. [music intensifies, intense focus] A Jackal and a Jaguar out huntin' prey, unlikely duo gonna ruin something's day Koala kangaroo what the fuck ya gonna do, ones cute as hell the other kick boxin' you Lion Lobster Lynx and Loon betcha google something soon Monkey Moose Meerkat Mouse get that shit out my house Nightingale and Newt hangin' out playin' flute Octopus and Owl make their cellos howl Penguin Panda Parrot Possum singin' choir it's so awesome! Quail Quokka Quetzal Quoll damn these Q's I used them all! You hear that man?? Yeah yeah, don't stop now, we almost there! [full orchestra playful interlude] Rabbit Rooster Snake and Seal two for one what a deal! Tiger Toucan Urial Urchin I hope these wildlife rhymes are workin' Viper Vulture Velociraptor, extinction... shouldn't be a factor.. Alright Let's take it home.. Wild warthog wily wolf, weirdly waiting with a woof [tape stop, stop, halt, no music] [voices are talking, not singing] Uhm.. X.. X x? Hmmm.. [voices are talking, not singing] Oh geez yeah that is a tough one isn't it. ..X-ray? Xylophone.. [voices are talking, not singing] Those aren't animals.. Uhm.. Xeno...morph, Xenomorph? [voices are talking, not singing] Nah that's been done already man.. [music returns full tilt] Xerus Xenopus, are squirrel and frog.. close enough to get us through this x-rated bog Yellowjacket Yak, sting that hairy cow right on his back! Last but not least, brings us to Z... Zebra.. ..and.. ..zorilla... ..Are last.. ..For Thee.. We bringin' A to Z rhymes to the masses But that's it for now hope you bought some.. ..season.. ...passes.. [musical outro]
