A Song For Stoners (Version 5 Country Metal)

(Long Musical Intro) (Verse 1) Sun comes through the open blinds I will split the morning and afternoon into two Slide over to the bathroom sink, splash some cold water Then I light-up the first one of the day too Put on white cotton socks, plug in a smile I lean back in the chair by the computer screen My palm is full of sweet cereal crumbs And some half-baked dreams I check my phone for messages Then I check my green Godzilla stash I pick the slowest love song ever Lit another one up And let the mindless minutes pass The doors stay open and unlocked My brain stays mellow and soft Got another one ready to roll Fire it up I will rise like a sonic missile as I blast off (Pre-Chorus) Breathe it in slow Let the noise fall back My hands become loose As the whole room starts to crack Writing my name in the ashtray Counting out the hilarious laughs Numb to the rain soaked Monday Cause I want the good times to last (Chorus) A Song For Stoners A Song For Stoners Roll it, hold it, pass it Smoke the hell out of that shit A Song For Stoners A Song For Stoners Wake up, break down, float on Level off to a higher plain and beyond (Verse 2) The midday hits my wasted soul And I’m still in the groove Coffee and toast have gone cold But I still don’t bother to move I put out some food for the feral cat If the cat were to happen to show up Then I sit and stare at the four walls Like it owes me the best of fortune and luck I slop my mop on that one messy spot Missed three more carpet stains I text all my homies back It’s the same old group of fifteen names “you up?” “always.” “pulling through?” “maybe.” Then I smile and grin real hard And I forget about the struggles of the day (Pre-Chorus) Breathe it in slow Let the noise fall back My hands become loose As the whole room starts to crack Writing my name in the ashtray Counting out the hilarious laughs Numb to the rain soaked Monday Cause I want the good times to last (Chorus) A Song For Stoners A Song For Stoners Roll it, hold it, pass it Smoke the hell out of that shit A Song For Stoners A Song For Stoners Wake up, break down, float on Level off to a higher plain and beyond (Verse 3) Here comes the late-day fade With the TV remote set on low I’m chasing more than one reason Not to let this fine feeling inside go Keys get thrown into the crystal bowl Shoes are lying by the front door If the world gets crazy and out-of-control I just breathe-in the smoke from the sticky herb some more Nightfall comes into focus quickly When the day has passed by so slow Don’t need much time to sleep man I just want a short blow (Pre-Chorus) Breathe it in slow Let the noise fall back My hands become loose As the whole room starts to crack Writing my name in the ashtray Counting out the hilarious laughs Numb to the rain soaked Monday Cause I want the good times to last (Long Musical Solos) (Chorus) A Song For Stoners A Song For Stoners Roll it, hold it, pass it Smoke the hell out of that shit A Song For Stoners A Song For Stoners Wake up, break down, float on Level off to a higher plain and beyond