Rhapsody in Red by B. Vidal

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STUDIO

[Intro]
[Music: Slow, smoky Blues. Baltasar plays a weeping riff on Clare. Footsteps echoing.]

[Baltasar - Singing low and cool]
Che, pibe...
Legend tells of a turtle, living in the drain,
With a fire in his belly and a renaissance brain.
He painted the angels while beating the thugs,
Now he stands in the arena, crushing mugs.
He ain't got no sword, he ain't got no gun,
He’s got the Tenedores of Truth, son!

[Verse 1]
[Music: The groove kicks in. Funky and heavy.]
He looks like Rorschach but he smells like paint,
He’s a sinner with the hands of a patron saint!
The forks are humming, bzzzzt, feel the sound?
He strikes his chest and the walls come down!
He’s rude, he’s crude, he’s a party dude (allegedly),
But his frequency is refined, salado heavy!
Hey! Are you talking to him? Are you talking to him?!
He’s tuning your soul on a catastrophic whim!

[Chorus - THE ANTHEM]
[Music: EXPLOSION. High Voltage Rock. Massive Energy.]

[Baltasar - Power Belting]
RHAPSODY IN RED! (Tuning the Dead!)
HE'S BREAKING THE AT-FIELD INSIDE OF YOUR HEAD!
IT'S NOT A STAB, IT'S A SONIC ATTACK!
HE'S THE ANGEL OF ANGER WITH A SHELL ON HIS BACK!
HIT THE FORK! (Ding!) FEEL THE SPARK!
LIGHTING UP THE DUNGEON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DARK!
¡VAMO' ARRIBA, RAFA!

[Bridge - The "Tenacious D" Breakdown]
[Music: Silence. Then a slow, creeping bass line. Whispering.]

[Baltasar - Spoken, intense]
Escuchame bien...
This isn't a joke. This is resonance.
He is tuning the universe... to the key of KICK-ASS.
Clare... show them the marble scream.

[Guitar Solo - "Clare" Unleashed]
[Music: A mind-melting White Marble Guitar solo that sounds like Queen meets Pantera. Fast, melodic, and heavy.]

[Verse 2 - Berserk Mode]
[Style: Speed Metal / Funk Fusion]
He screams like a Beast in the Tokyo light,
Painting the floor with a chaotic fight!
The pizza is cold but the blood is hot,
Give him the space or you gonna get shot (with sound)!
Bo, tranqui! He’s just venting the stress,
Creating a masterpiece out of this mess!

[Outro]
[Music: Slows down to a grand Opera finale.]

[Baltasar - Holding a long high note]
THE FORKS... OF... DES-TI-NYYYYYYY!
Yeah.
Salado.

[Sound: A single, pure, sustaining metallic note from a tuning fork: PIIIIIIIING.]

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[Intro] [Music: Slow, smoky Blues. Baltasar plays a weeping riff on Clare. Footsteps echoing.] [Baltasar - Singing low and cool] Che, pibe... Legend tells of a turtle, living in the drain, With a fire in his belly and a renaissance brain. He painted the angels while beating the thugs, Now he stands in the arena, crushing mugs. He ain't got no sword, he ain't got no gun, He’s got the Tenedores of Truth, son! [Verse 1] [Music: The groove kicks in. Funky and heavy.] He looks like Rorschach but he smells like paint, He’s a sinner with the hands of a patron saint! The forks are humming, bzzzzt, feel the sound? He strikes his chest and the walls come down! He’s rude, he’s crude, he’s a party dude (allegedly), But his frequency is refined, salado heavy! Hey! Are you talking to him? Are you talking to him?! He’s tuning your soul on a catastrophic whim! [Chorus - THE ANTHEM] [Music: EXPLOSION. High Voltage Rock. Massive Energy.] [Baltasar - Power Belting] RHAPSODY IN RED! (Tuning the Dead!) HE'S BREAKING THE AT-FIELD INSIDE OF YOUR HEAD! IT'S NOT A STAB, IT'S A SONIC ATTACK! HE'S THE ANGEL OF ANGER WITH A SHELL ON HIS BACK! HIT THE FORK! (Ding!) FEEL THE SPARK! LIGHTING UP THE DUNGEON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DARK! ¡VAMO' ARRIBA, RAFA! [Bridge - The "Tenacious D" Breakdown] [Music: Silence. Then a slow, creeping bass line. Whispering.] [Baltasar - Spoken, intense] Escuchame bien... This isn't a joke. This is resonance. He is tuning the universe... to the key of KICK-ASS. Clare... show them the marble scream. [Guitar Solo - "Clare" Unleashed] [Music: A mind-melting White Marble Guitar solo that sounds like Queen meets Pantera. Fast, melodic, and heavy.] [Verse 2 - Berserk Mode] [Style: Speed Metal / Funk Fusion] He screams like a Beast in the Tokyo light, Painting the floor with a chaotic fight! The pizza is cold but the blood is hot, Give him the space or you gonna get shot (with sound)! Bo, tranqui! He’s just venting the stress, Creating a masterpiece out of this mess! [Outro] [Music: Slows down to a grand Opera finale.] [Baltasar - Holding a long high note] THE FORKS... OF... DES-TI-NYYYYYYY! Yeah. Salado. [Sound: A single, pure, sustaining metallic note from a tuning fork: PIIIIIIIING.]

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