[intro] Halfway up the stair Is a stair where I sit There isn’t any other stair Quite like it I’m not at the bottom I’m not at the top But this is the stair where I always stop [musical filler] Halfway up the stair [spoken] It isn’t up, it isn’t down [sung] It isn’t in the nursery It isn’t in the town And all sorts of funny thoughts Run round my head It isn’t really anywhere It’s somewhere else instead [outro]
