Intro – spoken word Let me introduce you to the demon spawn all teeth, all bark, so cute, but not for long she rules the roost, that's so true tiny terror, stubborn little diva through and through Verse 1 Drop a deuce on the kitchen floor Just an inch from the open door To the garden—yeah it might be damp But you'll piss outside on the ramp Barking at a neighbour far away Again, again, all through the day Begging cuddles, begging treats Then you steal my favourite seat Pre-Chorus Oh you act so cute, but you run this place Tiny tyrant with an angel face Chorus This is my sofa, this is my home I own every single thing you own You’re just here to give me food No kisses now—I’m not in the mood Lily, she will not share Lily, she just don’t care Lily’s chewing everything to pieces Yeah, she does just what she pleases Verse 2 Lily doesn’t like children near Low growl says “don’t come here” Keep those tiny feet way back Or it’s bark, bark, bark attack Cutest demon dog from hell Mini Dachshund— (in case you can't tell) Running wild, needy bossy bitch Battering your little brother, Titch Pre-Chorus Little legs but a massive vibe Rules the house like a mob boss type Chorus This is my sofa, this is my home I own every single thing you own You’re just here to give me food No kisses now—I’m not in the mood Lily, she will not share Lily, she just don’t care Lily’s chewing everything to pieces Yeah, she does just what she pleases Bridge Driving all the neighbours nuts Crazy little menace you can’t trust Then it’s silence… something’s wrong Too damn quiet for too long Buried deep in a blanket tight Angel face—but don’t buy the lie Final Chorus (bigger energy) This is my sofa, this is my throne I run every inch of this home You exist to serve my food Love me now—I’m in the mood Lily, queen of chaos here Lily, wild beyond repair Lily leaves it all in pieces please, help me, find where the peace is...
