[Verse] I watched the streets turn red While you looked for your best friend Saw you try to jump a cab Then I laughed when you ran I tried to understand And Oh You drove me insane [Chorus] Dumb is your middle name Ass Dumb is your middle name Ass Dumb is your middle name Ass Dumb is your middle name Ass [Verse 2] I saw you later that night At the burger place where we met You ordered every drink in sight You started to cry and got upset I tried to say something nice But you screamed at me instead [Chorus] Dumb is your middle name Ass Dumb is your middle name Ass Dumb is your middle name Ass Dumb is your middle name Ass [Bridge] If you're lookin' for your car I had it towed an hour ago If you're lookin' for your phone It fell down a storm drain Now I can't take you home I can't take you anywhere [Chorus] Dumb is your middle name Ass Dumb is your middle name Ass Dumb is your middle name Ass Dumb is your middle name Ass


