
I can't feel my neck
Met her at the mall by the food court stand She stole my fries right outta my hand Said “you’re kinda cute” — I said “oh geez” Then she leaned in close... “hold still please” Thought she was going for a milkshake sip Next thing I know she bit my lip Things were going way too quick! She said “relax, it’s how I express my love, Slick” My knees got weak I tried to speak But my brain just blue-screened She smiled, looking so wild "Don't worry, I ain't hostile" I can't feel my neck cuz she bit it I can't feel my neck cuz she bit it I thought it was a kiss, but I must admit I kinda liked it Yeah I kinda liked it Took her to the movies, PG-13 Watched a buncha girls being mean When the hero saved the day She stared at me in a hungry way I said “wanna hold hands?” she said “maybe” Then checked my pulse like “oooh, you tasty” My mom said “son, that girl’s not right” She floated past my window that night I tried to run But it's kinda fun Even if it feels like a horror scene I’m sinking fast How long will this last? Is this love… or Halloween? I can't feel my neck cuz she bit it I can't feel my neck cuz she bit it I thought it was a kiss, but I must admit I kinda liked it Yeah I kinda liked it Doctor said, “Sir, please calm down.” I said, “she chomped my neck, check it out!" He said “that’s a hickey, bro." I said "then what are these two holes, tho?!" She don’t text — she appears at night At my window in the pale moonlight “forever’s not that long, you’ll see” "I'll love you for eternity" I can't feel my neck cuz she bit it I can't feel my neck cuz she bit it I thought it was a kiss, but I must admit I kinda liked it Yeah I kinda liked it!

