Highly Evolved Mushrooms VIP

[Intro] [distorted synth bass enters, syncopated breakbeat] [stutter-edited spoken male vocals] Scientists have confirmed that mushrooms can communicate using electrical signals. [bit-crushed synth accent] And have their own language with at least 50 words. And mushrooms evolved before plants or animals. [heavy bass pulse, high-frequency glitch artifacts] Humans are more closely related to mushrooms than they are to plants. [staccato synth motif] And, if you use deductive reasoning, It only makes sense. [vocal pitch-shift down] You are a.. [vocal stutter] Highly evolved mushroom. [Bridge] [drums drop out, filtered synth pad] [vocal echo effect] You... are... a... Highly evolved mushroom. [Outro] [full beat returns] It only makes sense. That you are a... Highly evolved mushroom.