Trapped In The Wallet (Squirrel Master)

[Intro] (sound effect: 808 pulse slow) Squirrel Master… BTM… Yeah Wallet cold, chart hot I can't sleep, I can't stop They say the bull is on the way I say the rent due today [Hook] Trapped in the wallet, trapped in the chain Every time I open the app, I just get pain Trapped in the portfolio, can't get out Every green candle turns to red, no doubt I said I'm getting out, but I'm still in the room Bag holding, bag holding, bag holding the doom Locked in the bag, locked in the gas Locked in the tax man, locked in the loss I told my ex I'm good, but she know I'm not Trapped in the wallet, man, I'm trapped in the plot (sound effect: snare crack bone dry) (sound effect: 808 rolling slow) [Verse 1] I woke up this morning with the alarm on the phone Open the app and the portfolio's alone Red on the screen, I can't sleep, I'm bone Got a bag on a coin that I bought on a joke I said, "Let it run," now the run is a fall Margin call screaming, "You short on the call" Gas fees are eating me like a wall My landlord don't believe in the bull market at all I got seed phrases in a vault and a note My credit score low and my ego's a boat I'm checking the chart from the bathroom to the coat Every time I see a dip, I just know it's a float But the float turned to sink, and the sink turned to flood I'm stuck with the bag and a letter from the Feds I can't sell it, can't hold it, can't even afford meds Trapped in the wallet with a red hand and red thread (sound effect: dark synth stab) (sound effect: 808 rolling deep) [Hook] Trapped in the wallet, trapped in the chain Every time I open the app, I just get pain Trapped in the portfolio, can't get out Every green candle turns to red, no doubt I said I'm getting out, but I'm still in the room Bag holding, bag holding, bag holding the doom Locked in the bag, locked in the gas Locked in the tax man, locked in the loss I told my ex I'm good, but she know I'm not Trapped in the wallet, man, I'm trapped in the plot [Verse 2] I used to be free with my time and my cash Now I'm calculating PnL in a flash Every DM is a pump and a smash Every group chat is a scam in a dash Airdrop said, "Claim it," I claimed it, I'm stuck With a token that move like a broken-down truck I'm up on the chart, then I'm down in the ditch I'm rich on the screen, but I'm broke on the pitch My wife say, "Baby, what's in the wallet?" I say, "It's an investment, it's in the basket" She say, "That's our rent, not a rocket, not a laser" I say, "Give it a minute, the bull is a master" But the bull got a knife and the bear got a throne I'm trapped in the wallet, can't sleep, can't go Got a bag on the moon and a hole in the loan Trapped in the portfolio, man, I'm in the zone (sound effect: dark synth stab hard) (sound effect: 808 rolling maximum) [Hook] Trapped in the wallet, trapped in the chain Every time I open the app, I just get pain Trapped in the portfolio, can't get out Every green candle turns to red, no doubt I said I'm getting out, but I'm still in the room Bag holding, bag holding, bag holding the doom Locked in the bag, locked in the gas Locked in the tax man, locked in the loss I told my ex I'm good, but she know I'm not Trapped in the wallet, man, I'm trapped in the plot [Bridge] (sound effect: dark synth building) I don't want a pump, I just want it out I don't want a bag, I just want the doubt I don't want a chart, I just want the route I don't want a token, I just want the loot But the wallet got me, the chain got me deep Every candle is a promise that the market can't keep I'm a king on the app but a beggar on the street Trapped in the wallet, man, I can't sleep [Final Verse] So if you see me by the screen with a glow Know I'm watching the green candles go If the dip come, I'll be there, I'll be low If the pump come, I'll be moving, I'll be flow But don't ask me when I'm selling, that's a sin I'm trapped in the wallet and I'm in it again Yeah, I'm in it again Trapped in the wallet, trapped in the chain (sound effect: 808 maximum) [Outro] (sound effect: 808 fading) Squirrel Master… Trapped… In the bag… In the gas… In the tax… But the chart still call my name CTE forever… Ozark certified… Still call my name [Silence: 3s]