Clocking in, but I can't log on, A thousand gates, and every key is wrong. They say it's safe, they say it's smart, But I can't even get to the workin' part. [Pre-Chorus] Firewall’s high, VPN’s slow, Gotta prove I’m me everywhere I go. Boss is askin’, “Where’s the report?” But I’m locked outside of my own fort. [Chorus] Zero trust, zero productivity, Drowning in security, no efficiency. Locked out, locked down, lost in the maze, Spend my whole shift tryin’ to rephrase… “Yes, it’s really me.” [Verse 2] Gotta scan my face, gotta text my phone, Then confirm on a line that I don’t even own. Can’t print, can’t share, can’t even think, Hope I. T. gets back before I sink. [Pre-Chorus] They say it's safe, they say it's wise, But the only thing hacked is my will to try. Deadlines pass, I just refresh, The system’s tight, but I’m a mess. [Chorus] Zero trust, zero productivity, Drowning in security, no efficiency. Locked out, locked down, lost in the maze, Spend my whole shift tryin’ to rephrase… “Yes, it’s really me.” [Bridge] Maybe I should just go analog, Type it out and mail the log. But wait—I need permission first, Gonna file a ticket and prepare for the worst! [Outro] Zero trust, nowhere to go, Might as well send it by pigeon post! If I ever get back inside, I'll be two weeks late—but at least I tried!
