Crazy

Who needs the real world? I hear they’re really nuts out there. Give me a couch and my phone, With endless scrolls and clean Wi-Fi air. I need a place where memes are everywhere. They say I’m… Crazy, just a little bit out of touch, Oh they always like to pick my dreams apart, They call me a doomscroll puhtz. Well if I’m crazy, what a wonderful way to be, Imagine all the possibilities, If the whole timeline was just like me, oooh ooh oooh— Crazy, crazy, Everyone thinks I’m crazy, But I’ve got a feeling deep inside They’d all like to be just like me. Crazy, crazy, crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy, So once in a while set yourself free— Who needs reality? They say I’m… Crazy, a study in zombification, But I’m just trying to find a little validation. Wouldn’t you like that too? People say I’m crazy ’cause I reply at 3 a.m., I guess breaking the silence is a serious crime these days... Well mute the group chat and then throw away the keys, I guess being online is best for meee… Ya la-la, la-da-di-da-di, Da-da-da, la-da-di-dum, La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la…