Season Finale (Cheese Dept)

Verse 1 Walked in clocked in ready to slice Didn’t know I’d get a show with my knife Cheese guy texting like “hey what’s up?” Five minutes later — emotional plot twist, yup I’m just here for my paycheck, bro Not your ex-girlfriend episode But somehow I’m cast in scene three Of “Why Is Everyone Obsessed With Me?” ⸻ Pre-Chorus We got brie, we got Swiss, we got drama deluxe We got one man emotionally stuck We got me in the back like “what???” Cutting provolone through the chaos and stuff ⸻ Chorus Season finale — aisle three Starring you, her, and somehow me I bought a game for three bucks flat Now it’s a scandal? Imagine that Season finale — lights, camera, stress I didn’t sign up for this mess I came to work, not date or fight Why am I in your love life?? ⸻ Verse 2 He says “I like you” — cue the sound Two hours later she spins back around Man turns into a Hallmark scene Like I just witnessed a full regime change She’s side-eyeing like I stole a ring Girl, it was literally a gaming thing You checked his phone like FBI Over a cutscene?? I’m gonna cry ⸻ Pre-Chorus He’s glitching, she’s spiraling, I’m just confused This ain’t a triangle, it’s a Rubik’s cube And I solved it quick — here’s the tea: None of this has to do with me ⸻ Chorus Season finale — aisle five Someone cue dramatic music live I’m slicing cheddar, dodging stares While y’all reenact your unresolved affairs Season finale — take a bow I’m emotionally clocking out right now You can keep the plot, the tears, the lies I’ll be in the back with the mozzarella fries ⸻ Bridge (full chaos) “Who is she?” — I WORK HERE “What did you send?” — A GAME, MY DEAR “Why are you texting?” — ABOUT A QUEST PLEASE TAKE THIS DRAMA AND LET ME REST ⸻ Breakdown Manager’s gone. Assistant’s late. Cheese guy’s in a love debate. And I’m just here… With a hairnet. ⸻ Chorus Season finale — wrap it up Give this man an Emmy for “what the—” Next week preview: same old mess Different shift, same distress ⸻ Outro Tune in tomorrow… for absolutely no resolution