I'm on my way to Fabletic and this is the shit I started thinking about. hahahaha Love me some Chris. That man about to go on tour again, y’all. And us ladies? Oh, we ready. But these men out here? They ain’t havin’ it. But guess what… They ain’t got no choice. hahahaha Us women is NOT playing about Chris. Me personally? I wouldn’t even be mad if my man went and took a picture with his celebrity crush. Go ahead, baby. Smile big and Pick your damn pose. Because we BOTH know… your celebrity crush do NOT want your ass. hahahaha If you don’t come in here and hang that picture up on the wall with the rest of out family portraits. Matter fact—frame it nice. Put a little spotlight on it. Shoot, I wish I was there with yo ass. NOW… guess what I would be mad about? That picture PRICE. Ain’t it like $1,000 Dollars $2,000 Dollars Oh, I’m not mad emotionally… I’m mad financially my pockets are stressed Out. hahaha You mean to tell me… you spent rent money… haha Lights out for us Huh O K haha to take a picture… with another human being on planet earth during a recession?! shaking my damn head We struggling and you over here cheesin’ with Chris like y’all filed taxes together and Shit hahahahahaha I remember when celebrity pictures was like $10 Dollars $20 Dollars maybe $100 Dollars if they real famous. Now it’s a whole damn car note. But hey… Chris be making his money don't he? Can’t even be mad at him. If I had it like that? (pause) I would be doing the same thang too. yall. Collecting money. Except it would be $500 dollars to $800 dollars. “$500 for a selfie over here, don’t blink because you better enjoy this experience shit. hahaha. And don’t let him pull you on stage… Oh, he be PICKIN’ them girls don’t he. One girl had that man squeezing his butt cheeks together on that stage.- I was like what is happening down there. hahahaha I almost cried laughing yall. hahaha Tears. hahaha You hear me. hahaha The internet was in an uproar, debating and shit, writing essays and shit. BIH “All because she was brown-skinned.” If y’all don’t stop that mess, that foolishness haha Chris is a grown ass man y'all. Chris could pick a clear bitch that we can see right THROUGH and I’m STILL gonna love me some Chris. Because at the end of the day… that man cannot date ERRRYBODY. And let’s be honest… Who told you… that if he didn’t have a preference… he was choosing YOUR ASS BIH STOP. IF YOU DON'T GET! hahahaha Y’all better sit down… drink your water… for real for real and enjoy this man performance. With y'all Thirsty asses. Hahaha For real though— sometimes I be thinking… If Chris didn’t know how to sing… He would be a high end stripper. Oh yeah. A perfectionist stripper too. hahahaha In the gym 6 days a week— choreographing routine and shit “Hit it from the left, spin, emotional eye contact…” bitches dropping left and right. Fainting and shit. hahahahahahahahahahaha That man would not be on no regular pole… He’d be on a rotating, LED-lit, Bluetooth-connected pole getting up and personal. We watching it SHWANG SHWANG YEAAAH. OH Shit I almost got lost in my thoughts and shit. About to spend my whole check in my dreams and shit. I forgot where I was. hahahahaha But at the end of the day… we laugh and we joke… but one thing about it— Chris gonna dance, put on an amazing performance Chris gonna sing, and guess what we gonna do? PAY! And the men? Y’all just gonna be there… holding your woman's purse or holding watching your girl scream like she just saw JESUSA Talking about, “Baby, you okay?” No sirrrr she is NOT okay. She is healed, She has been delivered, and is financially irresponsible ready to risk it all for a moment. We need to get it together ladies. Hahaha
