[Intro – filtered accordion loop + rising kick] Somebody bring the accordion! Where’s the DJ? He’s gonna kill me! Where’s the DJ? He’s gonna kill me! [Verse 1 – rap over accordion + house beat] Lawyer on speed-dial, bail money low Accordion in my hand like a loaded calico DJ’s in the back with a guillotine glare One wrong drop and I’m outta here Bad feeling creepin’, pulse in my throat Crowd wants blood or at least a good note I’m sweatin’ champagne, shirt soaked through If this set flops they’re coming for you-know-who [Pre-Chorus – accordion riff chopped] I’ve been feelin’ dead or alive Dead or alive, dead or alive [Chorus Drop – massive French-house explosion, accordion lead screaming] Giddy-up, giddy-up – AYY! Giddy-up, giddy-up – AYY! Run for the hills or ride the beat Run for the hills or ride the beat Accordion killer on a Parisian street [Verse 2 – faster rap] He is gonna kill me, no reason, no rhyme Just ‘cause I scratched his vintage vinyl one time It wasn’t treason, just a tiny slip Now the dancefloor’s a courtroom and I’m losin’ my grip Tell the judge it was passion, not crime Tell the bouncer I’m sorry, I’ll pay double time But the accordion’s loaded, valves full of spite One more wrong note and it’s goodnight [Pre-Chorus – tension riser] Dead or alive, dead or alive Dead or alive – filter wide! [Chorus Drop 2 – bigger, added brass + robot French] Giddy-up, giddy-up – AYY! Giddy-up, giddy-up – AYY! Accordion apocalypse in 128 BPM French house on fire, pray for me, amen [Accordion Solo – 16 bars of pure manic squeezebox shred over drop] [Final Chorus Drop – absolute chaos] Giddy-up, giddy-up – AYY! Giddy-up, giddy-up – AYY! Dead or alive on the dancefloor tonight If the accordion don’t kill me, the DJ just might [Outro – accordion fades into police siren] Lawyer still not here… Tell my mom I loved her… Giddy-up.
