[Intro] Ahhh, ahhh HA! [Verse 1] Hey man where you been I'm stuck inside a crazy world This place is off the chain It's full of nuts and nuts [Chorus] And it is just.... Amaze balls amaze balls Amaze balls amaze balls Just so.... Amaze Balls [Verse 2] Welcome to the jungle We've got lions tigers bears That you don't wanna see Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [Chorus] Just how..... Amaze balls amaze balls How they perceive it to be Amaze balls amaze balls Amaze Balls! [Instrumental] [Bridge] Uh oh here comes trouble But it's so much fun In America America America [Verse 3] This ain't your grandpa's America A whole lot has changed since the last time he checked Since 1969 He ain't been alive And a whole lot has happened since Like drinking mimosas With yoga instructors and voting for president While driving a Tesla And rolling around in a self-driving Cadillac [Pre-Chorus] And if you don't believe it You're in denial [Chorus] 'Cause this ain't your grandpa's America Where everything's built like a tank and they tough Where there's no one but you you can trust Life is just..... Amaze balls! [Instrumental] [Verse 4] The aliens are back But nobody seems to care 'cause we're all too busy now Scrolling through Instagram With our rose-colored filters and posting some ass for clout The planet is heating And I guess it's a problem But I just bought a bikini My dog is trans And he's really just happier now [Chorus] Amaze balls amaze balls This ain't your grandpa's America Where everything's built like a tank and they tough Where there's no one but you you can trust And life is just.... So.... Amaze balls! [Instrumental] [Verse 5] Don't you dare make fun of my pronouns And no You can't sit with us Just kidding You can if you make more than six figures And you don't say things that are controversial We wanna save the turtles So we started sucking paper straws But we wrapped em up in plastic so the problem still is them I don't know why we can't just let the turtles do their own thing [Chorus] Life's messed up but we all still think it's just all.... Amaze Balls! This ain't your grandpa's America Where everything's built like a tank and they tough Where there's no one but you you can trust And life is just....... So .... Amaze balls! [Instrumental] [Bridge] Life is just..... So.... (Oh o, oh O!) So.... Amaze balls! Amaze balls Amaze balls [Instrumental] [Chorus] Amaze balls amaze balls Amaze balls amaze balls [Outro] Life is just ... So.... (Oh O) So..... Amaze balls amaze balls Amaze Balls Amaze balls amaze balls Life is just ..... So...(Uh O, uh uh uh O!) So ...... Amaze Balls! [Fades Out]