
My Apocalypse Is Just Another Tuesday
✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ 🎶 Wir haben eine Deutsche Community für Suno Artisten aufgebaut. 🎶 Wir sind die StorytellerZ und Du findest uns im Discord unter: 👉 https://discord.gg/pXKrJtmAe7 ✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✦✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ ************************************************************************** ************************Lyrics by @smokey_the_cat*********************** ************************************************************************** Woke up late, clouds lookin’ funky Coffee tastes like the end o' days My back's still carryin' that monkey I stand an' stare at the microwave, wavin' back Dishes are waitin', so is the dog Outside, a plague of locusts is knockin' at the door Phone keeps buzzin’ like a crowd out for blood Still doin' chores, scrubbin' the floor - it's reflectin' My apocalypse is just another Tuesday And then another one sortin’ whites from colours While ash rains down from a crack in the sky Rent’s still due, and the money ran dry Guess I got no time for this With a shrug and a list, gonna miss the apocalypse Jerry calls, he saw the moon turn red Wants to leave his wife and join the dead I say, “Cool, tell me how it goes” My neighbours are fleein' as panic unfolds - I fold shirts Tried prayin’ once, or maybe I yelled Into a jar that said “Help Yourself” But the universe don’t answer on laundry day Guess even that needs some space - for all its space? My apocalypse is just another Tuesday And then another one sortin’ whites from colours While ash rains down from a crack in the sky Rent’s still due, and the money ran dry Guess I got no time for this With a shrug and a list, gonna miss the apocalypse Radio's blarin', scarin' folks I find a station that's playin' the Blues Slide guitar chokin' on a bottleneck I wonder if the store's still open, need some smokes Tambourine ticks like time's gonna lose My E-Mail chimes, need to check People chantin’ somethin’ 'bout 'No tomorrow' I wish! Adding 'bacon' to the groceries My toaster sparks, then says somethin’ with bravado I nod slowly while I watch my grilled cheese... burn My apocalypse is just another Tuesday And then another one sortin’ whites from colours While ash rains down from a crack in the sky Rent’s still due, and the money ran dry Guess I got no time for this With a shrug and a list, gonna miss the apocalypse Oh no, I got no time for this Back to work on Wednesday And another apocalypse

