oh lawd he comin, the bord is here absolute unit, round and sphere the almighty bord, overseer of bright and dark sort the fearsome green mantle, bringer of calamities in battle look at the fat bord he chirp bank account with many zeroes US dollars, weights as much as his net worth chirp chirp chirp chirp they tried to keep him locked in Ohio he chirp next thing he was on a plane to LA (i think bord is electric) he chirp he's round and chubby like a savoury potato he chirp "oh lawd he coming!" they say though lawd lawd the absolute unit is here bord you ain't getting bored one two three four bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya why the bord so fat man he's so fat (he's so fat) man why that bord so fat chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp ho hoo ho hoo ho hoo ho hoo hoo chirp chirp ho hoo ho hoo ho hoo ho hoo hoo he keeps coming back like some motherfuckin herpes chirp he will not shut up it sounds like a bird chirp bord noise so loud it makes both your ears hurt chirp he no fool he aint begging for supper (he demands it) chirp more cursed than touching grass in winter chirp he wasn't born he was formed chirp the closest thing known is a hornet swarm chirp on his perch spitting straight fire bars chirp this thicc boi's got a whole chirp squad chirp chirp chirp chirp you won't hear it comin all you will hear is the chirp chirp one two three four bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya bord bord bord bord i saw em chirping i can't bord ya oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) oh my lawd (heavy is the bord) oh my lawd (heavy is the bord)
