I’m Walking On Eggshells

[Intro] [Long Intro] [Verse 1] Oh! Ohhhh, yeeeh 
I said “good morning,” he said “define” 
I said “uh… early?”—now I’m doin’ time
 I poured him coffee, used the wrong mug
 Now I’m negotiatin’ terms of love I wore my high-heels in the house by mistake
 He said it made so much noise now he’s awake 
I tried to laugh, he said “what’s so funny?”
 Now I’m writin’ statements for my attorney [Pre-Chorus] 
I used to think maybe you loved me, I swear Now I need clearance to sit in a chair [Chorus] 
I’m walking on eggshells, woooah
 I’m walking on eggshells, woooah 
I’m walking on eggshells, woooah 
And it doesn’t feel good! Hey, alright now And it doesn’t feel good! Hey yeah [Verse 2] 
I told him I was thinking of moving away
 He said “that’s interestin’… we’ll discuss it someday” 
I blinked too loud when I was watching T.V
. He threatened to change the channel on me I checked the weather, said “looks like rain” 
He said “you think I’m insane 
I said “no, no, just clouds in the sky!”
 Now I’m apologizin’ to cumulonimbi [Pre-Chorus] 
I got a helmet hidden by the door And a list of topics I can’t say anymore
 [Chorus] 
I’m walking on eggshells, woooah 
I’m walking on eggshells, woooah 
I’m walking on eggshells, woooah
 And it doesn’t feel good! Hey, it’s not alright now And it doesn’t feel good! Yeah, oh yeah And it doesn’t feel good! Walking on eggshells Walking on eggshells [Bridge] 
I whisper compliments into the air
 In case he’s listenin’ from somewhere
 I nod in advance just to stay ahead 
I agreed with a thought I ain’t even said! I wrote “I’m sorry” on fifty notes
 Got one in my shoe and one in my coat
 If I step wrong—CRACK!—there goes my day 
But I smile and say, “Hey, that’s okay!” [Long Solo] [Chorus] 
I’m walking on eggshells, woooah
 (Every step is a brand new test!)
 I’m walking on eggshells, woooah 
(Prayin’ this one don’t end in a mess!) 
I’m walking on eggshells, woooah
 (Keep it light, keep it breezy, keep guessin’!)
 And it doesn’t feel good! [Outro] Ohhhh, yeahhhh And And it doesn’t feel good! Now don’t it, don’t it, don’t it… it doesn’t feel good! I’ll say it, say it, say it again now… And it doesn’t feel good! Now don’t it, don’t it, don’t it… it doesn’t feel good! I’ll say it, say it, say it again now… And it doesn’t feel good! Ohhhh, yeahhhh And it doesn’t feel good! Oh don't it doesn’t feel good!, it doesn’t feel good! Now it doesn’t feel good!? Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah (And it doesn’t feel good!) [Tag]
 Hey… quick question… 
Is this okay?
… Is it safe? [Outro] [End Now] [End]