
Magical Stupid Girl 2: Witching Hour
[Overture] Evil Witch on her broomstick cackling mad Casting her evil spells The town's in panic, people cry for help Magical Stupid Girl from sky she fell She twisted her ankle, but that won't stop her She yelled with a boast "I will save you all!" [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] She raised her wand with a clumsy twirl "I'm Magical Stupid Girl" Shouted the words No second thought Boom Tentacles! Look what she brought [Verse 2] In her glittery gown and a cute bow She drew a circle Said "How 'bout that" Called up Cthulhu with a flick of her hand Now the town's a crater Was that really a plan? [Instrumental Break] [Pre-Chorus] Whoopsie -- she said with a grin so wide Eldritch awakened People shiver in fright [Chorus] Magical Stupid Girl saved the day Or so she thought as the sky turned black The Witch gave her cookies Said "You're alright" While the world screamed in eternal fright [Post-Chorus] Cookies and chaos The world’s gone mad Cthulhu's on rampage The Witch ain’t sad People screaming Skies turned green But she’s smiling Thinks she’s done the right thing [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 3] The mayor's cat grew twenty feet tall Grandma's knitting climbed up the wall The postman sang in a language unknown She thought "Hey This feels like home" [Bridge] The town's in shambles A slimy parade Buildings melting Reality frayed The Witch walked up Gave her a stare Then handed her cookies Said "You’re rare" [Instrumental Break] [Pre-Chorus] "Did I win?" Magical Stupid Girl asked with glee The Witch just laughed "Sure Honey" [Chorus] Cookies and chaos The world’s gone mad Cthulhu's dabbing The Witch looks glad Brains are melting Cows can fly But she’s convinced she’s the good guy [Post-Chorus] Unicorns sobbing Fish in the air A sentient teapot grows out of a chair The Witch hugs tight Pats her head "You’re the weirdest hero I’ve ever met" [Instrumental Drop] [Outro] Cthulhu waved them goodbye And moonwalked away The Witch whispered "She's cray-cray cray" But here’s a hug and some more chocolate chips Magical Stupid Girl did a victory flip [Instrumental Outro]

