[Intro] [Upbeat acoustic bass line] [Snap of fingers] Yeah... Let's deal. [Verse 1] I’ve got the Heart of a fantastic lover Got charm in Spades, a Diamond of wonder I play the Clubs like a midnight stalker I’m the house, the dealer, and the smooth-talking talker I got five Aces in my grip, no need for a Joker Always the winner when it comes to poker [Chorus] Yeah, I’m a cheater, a double-dealing liar I’ll set your Stack on fire I don’t rely on luck or a mystic elf I keep the best Hand for myself You can count the cards, you can check the math But I’m a Full House of trouble on a warpath [Verse 2] I know how to Hold 'em, and how to Fold a sucker I know how to Flush 'em out and make 'em feel bitter I turn a loss to a win with the snap of a finger Got more tricks up my sleeve than any old Caesar You think you’ve got a Straight? You think you’re walking tall? I’ll rob you blind before you make the Call [Bridge] [Tempo Increases] I’ll take your Ante, I’ll raise the pot I’m taking everything you’ve got! Go All In if you want to try But my Poker Face will never lie! [Instrumental] [Verse 3] So read 'em and weep, take a look at the River Does the bad news make you start to shiver? You were Bluffing hard, but I saw the tell Now I’m cashing out and ringing the bell Don't hate the player, don't hate the Suit I’m just a cheater collecting the loot [Outro] Yeah, shuffle up and Deal... Is any of this real? [Spoken] Trust me... the House always wins. [Maniacal laugh] [End]
