[Intro] [Bouncy bassline, energetic drums building up] [Upbeat guitar riff kicks in] [Verse 1] It’s only 2:00 PM, but I’m already fully prepped Following a routine that a sane person would reject Got a date at 6:30, just a casual walk in the park PG-13 at best, strictly wrapped up before dark! But I took no chances, standard protocol tossed I’m aerodynamic now—no matter what it cost! [Chorus] I shaved EVERYTHING just in case! Smooth from my ankles all the way to my face! Got a matching thong hidden under this dress I’m a wholesome little angel and a absolute mess! Yeah, the vibes are sweet, but the brain is wild Pure wholesome energy, completely unbeguiled! [Verse 2] We’ll sit on a bench, yeah, I’ll ask about your mom Trying real hard to keep my composure calm I’ll say, "Tell me 'bout your dog, what breed is she?" While internally screaming, "Please dirty talk to me!" Gazing in your eyes—okay, looking slightly down Hanging with the most wholesome slut in town! [Chorus] 'Cause I shaved EVERYTHING just in case! Smooth from my ankles all the way to my face! Got a matching thong hidden under this dress I’m a wholesome little angel and a absolute mess! Yeah, the vibes are sweet, but the brain is wild Pure wholesome energy, completely unbeguiled! [Bridge] [Music drops out, light handclaps and fast nervous vocals] Butterflies in my stomach, shaking at the knees I brought extra mints and I’m begging you, please If I freeze up completely and I can’t even speak… Just know I’ve been getting ready for the whole damn week! [Guitar Solo] [Fast, upbeat, energetic pop-punk solo] [Chorus] I shaved EVERYTHING just in case! Smooth from my ankles all the way to my face! Got a matching thong hidden under this dress I’m a wholesome little angel and a absolute mess! [Outro] 6:25 now… heart’s beating fast! Hope this awkward charm is gonna last! [Music suddenly cuts out] Wait… did I apply too much deodorant? [Final drum hit]
