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Starlings Shark Fishing (Metal Run)

Into the later hours of the night, I'm having a headache and it's affecting my eyesight to the point I'm unable to safely drive!! So I have a friend to help me with getting into town so I can do the thing I had to do and get important paperwork put up into my safe inside my home. We were driving to the city on Old Bombing Range road and it was very dark no moonlight to light up that old dirt road. My friend had brought along some kind of partying supply and I had a creepy feeling and couldn't explain why. I told him not to light it up because that feeling wouldn't give it up, he went and done it anyway and behind us pretty lights blue and white started flashing away!! My friend was always barefoot and he threw that thing on the floorboard and grabbed it with his toes and then it was removed from the car when he was asked to step out. Deputy Starling was a handsome guy and he had a secret from me he was unable to hide, he asked over that radio to have the k 9 to arrive, and that's when his fishing trips started flooding into my perceptive mind. I decided to ask Deputy Starling to step away from my friend because there's something I needed to privately say to him. He agreed to do this for me to get away from my friend and that's when I asked him about those Shark Fishing Trips?? He's really good with keeping his voice low and he is asking me how do I know?? I politely told him that I am perceptive of many things that he'd best call off those dogs unless he wanted me to sing!! He knew his goose was cooked and was cooked more well than mine and he would have lost his benefits and job and retirement along with his mind!! I know after he called those dogs off and he had no choice but let us go, that his mind will never stop doing flips after I told him about Starlings Shark Fishing Trips!!