*[Intro – 75 BPM, dark horror fantasy trance swells, twangy guitar licks under gangster rap kick]* [spoken, dry] "Hello, boys." *[Verse 1]* Fergus MacLoud, a tailor's son, Scotland's rain and the bottle's fun! Sold my soul at the crossroads' bend, A demon's life — hell, what a trend! Climbed the ladder, rung by rung, While Hell's own choir my praises sung! From human filth to demon pride — The King of Hell cannot be denied! *[Chorus – gangster rap drop, dark royal synths, country twang guitar]* I AM THE KING OF HELL, you know! Every deal I make, your soul's the dough! Sign on the line, don't be shy — Cross me, darling, and you die! CROWLEY! *[Verse 2]* When Lilith fell, I seized the crown, The demons knelt, they all bowed down! No more chaos, no more strife — I run Hell like a business life! Souls for favors, deals for days, I play the game in wicked ways! The Winchesters knock upon my door — They need me now, like never before! *[Chorus 2 – bigger]* I AM THE KING OF HELL, you know! Sam and Dean, my favorite show! We fight, we scheme, we make a pact — Then stab each other in the back! CROWLEY! *[Verse 3]* Crossroads deals, my specialty, Your soul for what you want to be! Fame or fortune, love or lust — In Crowley, darling, you can trust! The devil you know beats the one you don't, I'll give you terms most demons won't! Read the fine print, seal it tight — Your soul is mine by dead of night! *[Chorus 3 – massive]* I AM THE KING OF HELL, you know! Watch the souls come in and go! Every contract, every sin — The house of Crowley always wins! CROWLEY! *[Verse 4]* My mother Rowena, witch supreme, She haunts me still in every dream! "I deserve to be loved!" I cried — But mother's love was long denied! Gavin, my son, from centuries past, A bond too broken still to last! I gave them chances, gave them more — They left me bleeding on the floor! *[Chorus 4 – darkest yet]* I AM THE KING OF HELL, you know! Even kings can sink this low! Love's a deal that never pays — It burns you up in wicked ways! CROWLEY! *[Verse 5]* Then Lucifer came, the morning star, He wore my vessel, left his scar! The Cage, the Darkness, Amara's night — I fought beside the Winchesters' light! Not for good, not for their cause — I did it for Hell's applause! But Lucifer's leash was choking me — A king bows to no one, can't you see? *[Verse 6 – slowest, most regal]* So in the end, I made my play, An angel blade to end the day! I trapped the devil, sealed him tight — And went out swinging in the fight! No heaven's choir, no hellish cheer — Just Crowley, smiling, without fear! A king who chose his own damn fate — The King of Hell was truly great! *[Final Chorus – imperial, overwhelming]* I AM THE KING OF HELL, you know! From crossroads dust to royal glow! Fergus MacLoud to demon king — Hear the praises that they sing! CROWLEY! *[Outro – fading trance, twangy guitar, dry chuckle]* "Goodbye, boys."
