Good morning- breakfast has gone too far

[Intro] Good morning What are we eating? No jalapeños today Maybe the doughnut shop …Wait Who puts ketchup on eggs? [Verse 1] Sautéed jalapeños in the scrambled eggs Throw the extras in the sausage instead Cook ’em in butter, let ’em wilt down slow Not too hot when you cook ’em low Breakfast tacos, bacon on the side Little bit of cheese and salsa inside Wrap it in a tortilla, obviously Now everybody’s suddenly hungry [Pre-Chorus] Then somebody said ketchup Somebody said no Somebody mentioned pineapple And there went the whole show [Chorus] Breakfast has gone too far Breakfast has gone too far Maple syrup on scrambled eggs Tell me who we even are Chicken and waffles Tater tots too Sausage gravy on pancakes What happened to you? Breakfast has gone too far But put another plate down ’Cause everybody judging breakfast Is getting hungry now [Verse 2] “Pineapple pizza?” “No, absolutely not” “Pick it off and eat it for dessert on the spot” “Tomatoes are fruit, so pizza’s dessert” That logic shouldn’t work But somehow it works Maple syrup on scrambled eggs Now THAT’S breakfast “Biggest Canadian statement ever” Yeah, I’ll accept it Eggs over easy on pancakes stacked Sausage gravy pouring down the back Splash of maple syrup over everything Now half the chat is reconsidering [Pre-Chorus] Somebody yelled “Fired!” Somebody said “Good day!” Somebody brought up beans on toast And things got worse from there [Chorus] Breakfast has gone too far Breakfast has gone too far Maple syrup on scrambled eggs Tell me who we even are Cheesy eggs and chicken Waffles drowning too Tater tots beside ’em Yeah, I’d probably eat that too Breakfast has gone too far But put another plate down ’Cause everybody judging breakfast Is getting hungry now [Bridge — Spoken / Group-Chat Chaos] Ketchup on eggs? Ewwww. Jalapeños? Cook ’em in butter. Pineapple pizza? Fired. Sausage gravy? Trust me. Beans on toast? Take that back. Maple syrup? …Pass the bottle. [Breakdown] Eggs! Bacon! Cheese! Jalapeños! Chicken! Waffles! Gravy! Syrup! Tater tots! Doughnuts! Pizza is dessert! Wait— WHO PUT KETCHUP ON THE EGGS?! [Final Chorus] Breakfast has gone too far Breakfast has gone too far We started talking doughnuts Now we’re questioning who we are Butter in the skillet Coffee going cold Everybody’s got an opinion Everybody thinks they know Breakfast has gone too far And nobody’s backing down But after forty messages about food WE’RE ALL STARVING NOW [Outro] No jalapeños today… Maybe the doughnut shop. …Actually, breakfast tacos sound good.