[INTRO - MALE SPOKEN] Yo... Yo, yo, yo! Wake up! ... Nah. I'm not getting up today. [DJ SCRATCH] MAGER DESU! [HEAVY GUITAR RIFF] Let's go! [VERSE 1 - MALE RAP] Alarm bunyi jam tujuh pagi Aku buka mata, "Not today, buddy!" Katanya bangun, kejar mimpi Gue bilang ke mimpi, "Datang sendiri!" Handphone di tangan, scroll sedikit Lima menit kemudian, dunia sudah ribut Teman bilang, "Bro, ayo kerja!" Gue jawab, "Santai... gue masih punya selimut!" [MALE SHOUT] WHAT?! [PRE-CHORUS - HALF RAP / HALF SHOUT] Bangun! Duduk! Berdiri! ... Nope! [DRUM STOP] Balik lagi! [CHORUS - MALE SHOUT-ALONG] MAGER DESU! I'M STAYING IN MY BED! MAGER DESU! I'M SLEEPING INSTEAD! No work! No stress! Don't mess with my head! MAGER DESU! BACK TO BED! [POST-CHORUS - CROWD CHANT] HEY! HEY! HEY! MAGER! DESU! HEY! HEY! HEY! MAGER DESU! [VERSE 2 - AGGRESSIVE MALE RAP] Teman nelpon, "Bro, where you at?" Gue bilang, "OTW!" Padahal... Masih rebahan di tempat! Belum mandi! Belum makan! Belum ganti baju! Tapi status online... Gue tetap bilang: [MALE SHOUT] I'M COMING THROUGH! [DJ SCRATCH] LIE! [MALE RAP] Kasur empuk, bantal nyaman Kenapa harus keluar dari kerajaan? Dunia keras penuh tekanan Kamar sendiri adalah perlindungan! [PRE-CHORUS] Bangun! Bangun! Bangun! [MALE SPOKEN] Who said that? [SHOUT] NOT ME! [CHORUS - HEAVY RAP ROCK] MAGER DESU! I'M STAYING IN MY BED! MAGER DESU! SLEEPING INSTEAD! No work! No stress! Don't mess with my head! MAGER DESU! BACK TO BED! [BREAKDOWN - HALF TIME] STOP! Wait! Why am I standing?! [HEAVY RIFF] I'M GOING BACK! [MALE SHOUT] BACK! BACK! BACK! TO! BED! [HEAVY DROP] MAGER! DESU! [BRIDGE - GROOVY RAP] Maybe tomorrow I'll change my ways Maybe tomorrow I'll work all day Maybe tomorrow I'll chase my dreams But right now... [MALE SPOKEN] I got Netflix. [DJ SCRATCH] OH YEAH! [BUILD UP] One! Two! Three! GET UP! [DRUM HIT] NO WAY! [FINAL CHORUS - FULL POWER] MAGER DESU! I'M STAYING IN MY BED! MAGER DESU! SLEEPING INSTEAD! No work! No stress! Don't mess with my head! MAGER DESU! BACK TO BED! [FINAL CROWD CHANT] WHO'S LAZY?! ME! WHO'S TIRED?! ME! WHO NEEDS SLEEP?! ME! WHO'S GETTING UP?! ... NOBODY! [FINAL BREAKDOWN] MAGER! MAGER! MAGER! DESUUUUUUU! [OUTRO - MALE SPOKEN] Tomorrow... I swear... I'll be productive. ... Nah. [DJ SCRATCH] Oyasumi, bro. [HEAVY GUITAR FINAL HIT]
