Intro (Walkie-talkie crackles.) "Keep an eye on those two." Too late. --- Verse 1 You climbed over the VIP barrier. I used the gate. Both methods Apparently counted. Your pupils looked like Two tiny discos. Mine looked like I'd definitely made A few decisions. The bartender asked If we were together. We both answered, "It depends." --- Pre-Chorus Someone shouted, "Act normal." Nobody knew What that meant. --- Chorus Kiss me before security does. They're walking over Far too fast. Kiss me before security does. Let's give them Something worth discussing. If we're getting thrown out, We might as well Leave a good story behind. --- Verse 2 You disappeared With a bloke called Liam To "find some cocaine." You came back With no cocaine... But somehow Three wristbands, A pool cue, And a plastic flamingo. I didn't ask. You looked Very pleased with yourself. --- Instrumental Break (Huge synth bass. Guitars slash through the beat. Gang vocals chant: "Too late! Too late!") --- Verse 3 Someone offered us tequila. Someone offered us MDMA. Someone offered us A business opportunity. That one felt The most dangerous. The DJ played The same song twice. Nobody noticed. Or maybe Everybody approved. --- Bridge The bouncer sighed. Checked his radio. Pointed at us. I pointed back. It felt polite. --- Final Chorus Kiss me before security does. They're nearly at the table. Kiss me before security does. We're becoming Financially irresponsible. If they ask What happened tonight, Tell them We were conducting Important social research. --- Outro (A door slams. Crowd noise fades. A taxi pulls up.) The bouncer shouted, "Don't come back." ... He was smiling. We'll see him Next Friday.
