WEED NIGHT GAMING off_sole1az & dan_the_manttv Old-school comedy rap / gaming-night chaos [INTRO – 0:00–0:15] off_sole1az: Yo Dan… you got the controllers? dan_the_manttv: Got the controllers! off_sole1a: Snacks? dan_the_manttv: Absolutely! off_sole1a: Common sense? dan_the_manttv: …We left that at the loading screen. [DJ SCRATCH] “WEED NIGHT GAMING!” [VERSE 1 – 0:15–0:45] Friday night, we boot the game, Two dumb dudes trying to make a name, Dan’s yelling loud, “I KNOW THIS MAP!” Thirty seconds later, he’s under a trap. Off_sole1a says, “Bro, watch my back!” Dan says, “Got you!” then attacks his own squad, Controller flying, somebody’s chair spins, We ain't winning nothing, but nobody wins! Pizza on the table, soda on the floor, Dan missed the doorway and walked into the door, Off_sole1az laughing, “You good, my man?” Dan says, “Yeah… I meant to do that, man!” [CHORUS – 0:45–1:05] BOTH: WEED NIGHT GAMING! Turn the volume up! Laugh so hard that we nearly spill our cup! Controllers clicking, everybody going insane, Lose one round, then we run it back again! off_sole1az: Late-night gaming! dan_the_manttv: Maximum chaos! BOTH: Nobody knows what the scoreboard says, We’re having way too much fun to care! [VERSE 2 – 1:05–1:35] Dan found a shortcut — took the wrong way, Off_sole1az said, “Dude, you’ve done that all day!” “Follow me!” Dan says with confidence, Walks straight off a cliff — perfect evidence. Respawn screen glowing like Christmas lights, We’re still talking trash at two in the night, Somebody’s winning, somebody complains, Somebody just microwaved yesterday’s remains. Dan: “BRO! Who stole my controller?” Off_sole1a: “You’ve been holding it for twenty minutes.” Dan: “…Oh.” [RECORD SCRATCH] [BRIDGE – 1:35–1:55] Headphones crooked, headset on wrong, Dan’s been singing the same dumb song, Off_sole1a laughing so hard he can't aim, Missed every target but blamed the game. off_sole1a: “Lag!” dan_the_manttv: “Lag!” off_sole1a: “Skill issue!” dan_the_manttv: “Don’t say that!” BOTH: “RUN IT BACK!” [CHORUS – 1:55–2:15] WEED NIGHT GAMING! Everybody chill! Laughing at the chaos because we always will! Button-mashing madness, digital fame, We came to dominate — forgot the game! off_sole1a: Dan, what happened? dan_the_manttv: I pressed the wrong button. off_sole1a: For twenty straight minutes? dan_the_manttv: Consistency, brother! [OUTRO – 2:15–2:35] Game shuts down… room goes silent… off_sole1a: “Same time tomorrow?” dan_the_manttv: “Obviously.” off_sole1a: “You gonna read the instructions first?” dan_the_manttv: “Absolutely not.” [DJ SCRATCH + BEAT DROP] WEED NIGHT GAMING! OFF_SOLE1A DAN_THE_MANTTV! Two controllers… Zero strategy… ONE HELL OF A NIGHT! [LAUGHTER + CARTOON BOING + RECORD SCRATCH]
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