[Verse 1] There once was a giant, a man of renown, Not quite a giant, but a big lad in town. He’d travel for miles, no matter how far, To bring lunchroom supplies in the back of his car. With dodgy old knees and a belly to show, He’s not exactly built for a high-speed show. But give him some amber, a beer or two, And suddenly he’s got dancing moves! [Chorus] Leo! Leo! He’s the Don! King of the karaoke, singing all night long! Leo! Leo! Make some room! He’s got the moves and he’s got the boom! Leo! Leo! Don’t cross his line, He’ll sing you a song while he’s watching his wine! He’s the boss, he’s the man, One day he’ll rule all of Macedon! [Verse 2] He’s got his own crew, his very own clan, A karaoke microphone in each hand. He’ll sing like Sinatra, with plenty of flair, And dance like nobody else is there. He’s fiercely protective, don’t get him wrong, He’s got a big heart and a bigger song. He’s proud of his roots, he’s proud of his name, And becoming the Don is his ultimate aim! [Chorus] Leo! Leo! He’s the Don! King of the karaoke, singing all night long! Leo! Leo! Make some room! He’s got the moves and he’s got the boom! Leo! Leo! Don’t cross his line, He’ll sing you a song while he’s watching his wine! He’s the boss, he’s the man, One day he’ll rule all of Macedon! [Verse 3] Then one fine day, there came a change, The Don decided to rearrange. He hit the gym and changed his diet, Even the scales couldn’t keep quiet! The belly went down, the muscles appeared, His old wardrobe suddenly disappeared. He’s getting quite slim, he’s looking the goods, Who knew the Don had muscles under the hood? [Bridge] He helps his mum, he’s changed his ways, He’s lifting heavy things these days. For his work granddad, he’ll do the hard yards, Though he’d rather be dealing in karaoke bars! We’re proud of the man, the work he’s done, But don’t get too cheeky, he’s still number one. He’s got a short fuse and a mighty big roar, Just don’t touch his lunch or you’ll hear him roar! [Final Chorus – BIG AND LOUD] Leo! Leo! He’s the Don! King of the karaoke, singing all night long! Leo! Leo! Look at him go! Losing the weight but still running the show! Leo! Leo! Raise your glass! The Don’s got moves and he’s got class! He’s the boss, he’s the man, The one and only Leo the Don! [Outro – Spoken] He’s lost the weight… He’s found his groove… He’s still got dodgy knees… BUT HE’S STILL THE DON! Capisce?!
