[Intro] Tom Selleck! Waterfall Sandwich! [Verse] A mustache, a map, and a lunch packed right, He’s chasing cascades from morning to night. One hand on the compass, one on the rye, There’s a mighty fine sandwich and a waterfall nearby! [Chorus] Tom Selleck Waterfall Sandwich! Adventure with a side of ham! Tom Selleck Waterfall Sandwich! Best darn day since the day began! Take a big bite, let the water fall— Tom Selleck Waterfall Sandwich, everybody’s favorite call! [Outro] Tom Selleck! Waterfall Sandwich!
