Well now... I got a little something to say... And since I said it... That settles it. I don't need a reason, I don't need a clue I just point my finger and I tell you what to do Sky is blue? Not today, it's whatever I want "Because I said so" — yeah, that's my whole front I don't need a meeting, don't need a vote Don't need a fancy little letter or a note If I got an opinion, then that means it's true And if you disagree... well, that's on you I learned it from a baby, if you must know Pointed his little finger, stole the whole show He didn't need a reason He didn't need a cause He just looked everybody over... And suddenly he was boss! I say so, that's the law Don't need proof, don't need y'all Point my finger, close the case I say so, right to your face No debate, no discuss No need to make a fuss I say so... That's enough! Pizza's a vegetable, Monday starts on a Tuesday Traffic lights are more of a suggestion, if you ask me Rain is only water falling from the sky Unless I say it's lemonade passing by You don't like my logic? Well, that's just too bad I'm running this whole world like a toddler dad I changed the rules before the game began And somehow I'm still the winning man I learned it from a baby, if you must know Pointed his little finger, stole the whole show No explanation needed No reason to provide Just cross those little arms... And take it all in stride! I say so, that's the law Don't need proof, don't need y'all Point my finger, close the case I say so, right to your face No debate, no discuss No need to make a fuss I say so... That's enough! "Why?" Because I said so. "But that don't make sense..." I. Said. So. "Okay, but what about—" No. "But—" Nope. "Are you sure?" Absolutely. Because... I said so. I say so, that's the law Don't need proof, don't need y'all Point my finger, close the case I say so, right to your face No debate, no discuss No need to make a fuss I SAY SO! That's enough! I SAY SO! Everybody knows! I SAY SO! Now that's how it goes! Mm-hmm. That's right. You heard me. I said so.
