[Verse 1] In the shadow of the barstools where the tankards never see Sit a pair of little legends, Pip and Fattyfoot McGee Got a pocket full of pick notes, crumbs upon our cloaks We tune up quietly and then we rob you with our jokes We don’t need no shining armor, just these six-string blades We cut a rhythm in the sawdust while the daylight fades If you feel your coin-purse jingle, that’s your worries falling slack ’Cause we’re stealing all your sorrows with a sweet Sneak Attack [Chorus] We’re Sneak Attack Your pockets stay full but your heart loses track Of the weight that you carried in from the black Pip Pippington and Fattyfoot McGee Hit your ears like a halfling spree When the strings go clack That’s a Sneak Attack [Verse 2] We sing ballads for the bakers, drinking songs for sober knights Love tunes for the wizards who misplace their dates and lights We’ve got tragic goblin lullabies and dwarven wedding rap Whatever gets you laughing till you nearly spill your ale and clap Pip can charm the landlord, Fattyfoot can charm the cat Together we can charm the crowd and every hat upon each hat If your troubles crowd the doorway, we will bar them from the track With a chorus like a dagger in a dancing Sneak Attack [Chorus] We’re Sneak Attack Your pockets stay full but your heart loses track Of the weight that you carried in from the black Pip Pippington and Fattyfoot McGee Hit your ears like a halfling spree When the strings go clack That’s a Sneak Attack [Bridge] So raise a mug for the small folk band With the big loud sound and the smaller hands From the pantry door to the castle keep We’ll wake your soul and shake your sleep Every tale we strum tonight Turns a barroom brawl into pure delight If the guards come in, we just play louder Halfling harmonies beat steel and powder [Final Chorus / Outro] We’re Sneak Attack If you feel your grin creeping, don’t fight back Let the worries you carried slip through the crack Pip Pippington and Fattyfoot McGee Write the songs that set you free When the strings go clack That’s a Sneak Attack Yeah the whole realm’s map Will remember our name Sneak Attack.
