[Verse 1] You went online Had a master plan A Doctor? A Lawyer? Or, an engineer man But not just any—no You dug down deep Picked the poorest engineer But hey, I was cheap [Pre-Chorus] Most people are annoying That much is true But somehow I don’t ever Seem to annoy you...much [Chorus] ’Cause I keep you laughing Keep things light When I don’t think I’m wrong I know you’re right Call me a fourth child But you can’t deny I’m the best bad decision You made online [Verse 2] Sometimes I’m frustrating A bit of a pain But when you compare me to others It’s not the same. The other husbands? They’ve got nothing on me I’m responsible, smart Your favorite, your V.I.P. [Pre-Chorus] Most people are annoying That much is true But somehow I don’t ever Seem to annoy you…right? [Chorus] ’Cause I keep you laughing Keep things light When I don’t think I’m wrong I still know you’re right Call me a fourth child But you can’t deny I’m the best bad decision You made online [Bridge] We call each other Sweetie But here’s the twist I’m Sweety with a Y Someone you can’t resist You stalked me down But look what you found An ADHD love But it’s on solid ground [Verse 3] We’ve had sad times We’ve had reasons to cheer We dream of big plans For our retirement years From the first AOL message To where we are now Did you know I was the one?Someway, somehow? [Pre-Chorus] Most people are annoying That much is true But somehow I don’t ever Seem to annoy you… [Spoken Refrain] Ok, I might annoy you Once in a while…maybe? [Chorus] But I keep you laughing Keep things light When I don’t think I’m wrong I still know you’re right Call me a fourth child But you can’t deny I’m the best bad decision You made online [Coda] So here’s my confession From my serious side You’ll always be Sweetie My favorite person of all time [Outro -Whisper] Ego Amo Te
