[Verse 1] He came down from the mountain, skin tough as bark, Like thunder carved into a creature of spark. Not bull, not beast, but horned and grand— A rhino-shaped storm in a two-legged stand! [Pre-Chorus] No past, no name, just steps that pound, Like boulders rolling through the ground. With a laugh so loud and a wild-eyed cheer, You’ll know he’s close when the birds disappear! [Chorus] Horn high, Dino! Stomp that ground! The hills all shake when he comes ‘round! Sing hey! For the beast with a laugh so wide, With skin like stone and mountain stride! Yodel-ay, stomp and sway— He’s shirtless joy on a reckless day! [Verse 2] He met a goblin named Magnor, They drank like fish and danced like sticks. Magnor rolled off like a runaway keg, But Dino still toasts with a stompin’ leg. [Pre-Chorus] Now bathhouse walls all fear his name, 'Cause steam and soap turn into flame. He dunks, he roars, the floor gives way— And still he shouts, “What a lovely day!” [Chorus] Horn high, Dino! Dance that dirt! With hooves that hit like the earth got hurt! Sing hey! For the rhino-built, axe-swinging king, Who’d brawl a storm just for the zing! Yodel-ay, stomp and sway— He’ll hug a tree, then toss it away! [Bridge] He found a witch with ears like spring, A bunny lass with a silver ring. Xinia smiled, said “You’re a mess.” He said, “I know!” and meant it, yes. [Verse 3] His brain may bounce like a wagon wheel, But his loyalty’s forged in steel. You mess with friends? You’ll taste the floor— Then hear him snore mid-victory roar! [Final Chorus] Horn high, Dino! Shout that name! The hills sing back with mead and flame! Sing hey! For the rhino with reckless charm, Who'll break a wall just to sound an alarm! Yodel-ay, stomp and sway— Let’s raise a cheer for him today! (Tag line) Horn high, Dino—come what may!
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