[Verse I] The Halving Hymn begins today, A block reward gets cut away. Miners groan, but choirs cheer, Scarcity grows, the truth is clear! [Chorus] Sing the Halving Hymn! Blocks forever slim! Every four years, we testify, Sats are scarce and cannot die! Sing the Halving Hymn! Raise your nodes and grin! When supply cuts down in two, Our conviction’s born anew! [Verse II] The Beast of Fiat prints with glee, But our chain ticks predictably. While money melts like snow in June, We HODL strong — the next block’s soon! [Chorus] Sing the Halving Hymn! Blocks forever slim! Every four years, we testify, Sats are scarce and cannot die! Sing the Halving Hymn! Raise your nodes and grin! When supply cuts down in two, Our conviction’s born anew! [Bridge – Spoken over organ] Brothers, sisters, miners, saints— The hash hums holy through the vents. Every halving, faith restored— Proof-of-Work, our sacred Lord! [Final Chorus – Choir + Claps] Sing the Halving Hymn! Blocks forever slim! Every four years, we testify, Sats are scarce and cannot die! Sing the Halving Hymn! Raise your nodes and grin! Immutable light shines through— And we’re halved, yet whole, anew! [Outro – Gentle Guitar Strum] La-la-la… the Halving Hymn… La-la-la… the chain won’t dim.
