«ТУРБОУЛИТКА, ИЛИ Я — КРАСОТКА!» 3

[A comic song — a musical mini-comedy for three voices. Musical style: Comedy Pop, a cheerful variety cabaret with elements of funk, a lively bass line, an accordion, comical sounds and unexpected pauses. Metrical scheme: dactylic metre, with colloquial interjections. The quatrains follow an ABAB rhyme scheme. Characters: a Female vocals — a self-assured budding director; a Female vocals — an ironic, practical wife; a child vocals — a witty little expert on modern technology] [Intro] [pumping synth pads, electronic kick drum] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [Russian vocals, clear Russian pronunciation, spoken word intro, poetic synth-pop, cinematic, deep bass, emotional delivery, atmospheric, crisp production] [Deep cinematic bass drop, ominous dark synth pad] [Spoken word, deep dramatic female movie trailer voice] [Slight pause] [low synth drone, industrial sound effects] [distorted sub-bass, staccato synth riff] [harmonized distorted electric guitars, driving drum beat] [Strings slowly enter, subtle tension, vocal gradually intensifies] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [Verse 1 — The Chase of the Century] [distorted guitar power chords, heavy kick drum] [bright arpeggiated synth enters] [bass drops out briefly, then returns with driving drums] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [distorted guitar power chords, heavy kick drum] [bright arpeggiated synth enters] [shout] (Вот это да!) (Королева Формулы-1!) (Улитка — огонь!) (Ха-ха-ха!) (Хи-хи-хи!) [female vocals] [baritone female vocals] За мной по сле́ду — ёж, серьё́зный зверь, А дрозд в куста́х гото́вит мне заса́ду. Я вверх по ста́ли — хо́чешь, сам прове́рь! И с высоты́ пою́ им серена́ду. Кричи́т мне ёж: «Посто́й, моя́ еда́!» А дрозд уже́ чуть примери́лся к обе́ду. Я им в отве́т: «Проща́йте, господа́! Мне не́когда — лечу́ я за побе́дой!» [low synth drone, industrial sound effects] [bassline changes to rolling sixteenth notes] [clean electric guitar riff enters] [white noise riser] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [Verse 2 — Secret Weapon] [bass drops out briefly, then returns with driving drums] [engine revving sound, slide guitar dive] [distorted electric guitar riff, driving drum beat] [harmonized guitar lead] [shout] (Вжух!) (Вжух!) (ТУРБОУЛИТКА!) (Вот это скорость!) (Ха-ха-ха!) (Хи-хи-хи!) [gritty Female vocals] [baritone Female vocals] Внизу́ жужжи́т пира́тский гро́зный взгляд, Под со́лнцем раскали́лась вся огра́да. Я вход закле́ила: «Наза́д, отря́д!» Подсо́хла слизь — надё́жная блока́да! Пускай́ внизу́ бесну́ется весь ряд, Пускай́ мне вслед грозя́т ежи́ и пти́цы. Мой дом — мой форт! Враги́ уже́ храпя́т, А я могу́ споко́йно наслади́ться! [shout] (Ничего себе!) (Куда летит?!) (ЭТО ЖЕ РАКЕТА!) (Ой, не могу!) (Ха-ха-ха!) [Instrumental Break] [Guitar Solo] [rapid alternate picking, pinch harmonics, heavy drum fills] [syncopated guitar and drum stabs] [bluesy guitar solo with wah-wah pedal] [Chorus — Repeat, even more cheerful] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [full band, driving rhythm] [guitar solo with wah effect] [full band, driving drums, distorted power chords] [aggressive spoken/shouted vocals] [layered vocal harmonies, soaring synth pads] [shout] (Вжух!) (Вжух!) (ТУРБОУЛИТКА!) (Вот это скорость!) (Ха-ха-ха!) [female vocals] [baritone female vocals] Я — ули́тка! Вы́сший класс! Короле́ва мо́крых трасс! Обгоню́ любо́го из вас — То́лько не ста́вьте подно́жки! Я — ули́тка! Я — ого́нь! Мой деви́з — быстре́й раке́ты! Ну́-ка, ё́жик, догони́ — Уж не догна́ть тебе́ коме́ты! [saw-wave synth riff fades] [final orchestral hit] [instrumental fade out with sub-bass and synth pads] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [Final Chorus — All together, speeding up] [synth riff intensifies, drums maintain steady backbeat] [guitar feedback swell] [final drum hit] [female vocals] Я — ули́тка! Вы́сший класс! Короле́ва мо́крых трасс! Обгоню́ любо́го из вас — То́лько не ста́вьте подно́жки! Я — ули́тка! Суперста́р! Ло́вкость — мой приро́дный дар! Мой хара́ктер — про́сто пожа́р! Я быстре́е всех на све́те! (Хор: «Ту́рбо! Ту́рбо! Ули́тка-красо́тка!») [shout] (Вот это да!) (Королева Формулы-1!) (Улитка — огонь!) (Ха-ха-ха!) (Хи-хи-хи!) [saw-wave synth riff fades] [final orchestral hit] [distorted guitar riff enters, syncopated chugging] [drum fill, high-pitched synth siren] [violin continues over heavy guitars] [synth riff intensifies, drums maintain steady backbeat] [guitar feedback swell] [final drum hit] [Fade out] [End]