The Tom Green Show (human-written lyrics)

Wrote into the Tom Green Show Used the P Oh Licked the stamp Let the snail go Receipt crinkling Bread crusting Shave down Oscar the Grouch Til he ain't frowning Pay no bill Power outage Seed to the bird He shouting Dirty old roots They sprouting I don't know nothing Get the beanie on. I glance side ways.. Played a long game of Guess Who Dude with the mustache and glasses did do it Scribbled out a bad eyewitness sketch Pappy Drew It Pappy Drew It Huh? What? Yuh. Google it. Watched Pappy as a kid. Lately he sprinkles religion in. No thanks. No thanks, Pappy. Pee Wee's Playhouse Pee Wee a vampire Pee Wee will rise again Nah just kiddin' he got a coffin and he's staying in it Apparently I tried to hit him up on the weegie board repeatedly Like Hello Pee Wee? Are you out there? Do you see me? You made an ill show. Like an acid trip. You got the Cowboy Curtis, can't get over it.. I am just clownin' round. I got no weegie board. I got some tired eyes. Abducted by the Borg. Yeah I got Zuckerberg'ed. I got my data sucked. They analyzed me deep. After that they threw up like Woah, this dude don't like us. Woah. We see it on the news We got the screens on tap We got like fifty dudes trying to bring slavery back. They got some kids in factories. Up in there cutting meat. Were not caught in the machine. They were fed to it purposely. I see a withered tree. I saw what used to be. You heard the ghosts talk. You hear the dead speak. Yo. Did you hear the dead speak? Huh? We got the lights off We hear them ghosts talk. We seen the unthinkable rise. See what the dead see. Don't put them walls up. They like their concrete thick. They know your fingernails, they aren't cut out to dig. But that is not enough. Put some barbed wire on it. Got the blue sky. Weld the steel cage. We like to sleep deep. Is anyone awake? You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me, we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Jeez. We got the smog out. We got bills late. Got no time to rest. Too many ends to make. Seen it on the news Streets on tap We got fifty billionaires trying to bring slavery back. They got some kids in factories. Up in there cutting meat. Were not caught in the machine. They were fed to it purposely. I see a withered tree. I saw what used to be. You heard the ghosts talk. You hear the dead speak. Wrote into the Tom Green Show Used the P Oh Licked the stamp Let the snail go Receipt crinkling Bread crusting Shave down Oscar the Grouch Til he ain't frowning Pay no bill Power outage